At the 2007 Sundance Film Festival, JANE Magazine asked celebrities to stand in front of a mugshot style height chart, handed them a chalkboard and asked one question: “What are your crimes?”.

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    1. taylorexplodes on

      i love that some of these are cheeky and silly and paul rudd’s is just straight up “murder”

    2. In love with Elliot’s. I know Rudd’s is meant in to be in jest but what if…

    3. SleepingInNJ on

      Interesting this is around when Mandy Moore started dating Ryan Adams who discouraged and stalled out her music career.

    4. Whoever is responsible for Vera Farmiga’s haircut here is guilty of something

    5. I feel like some people got the joke(Paul Dano) and some people didn’t(Zooey D)

    6. ForeheadLipo on

      sorry were there no nonwhite people available? lol might not have been as funny anyway given the criminalization of black and brown people

      i forget how far media has come in the last few decades, and how much we’re clawing to be back here…

      sorry to be a debby downer

    7. I used the Zooey Deschanel image once and changed it to: “will quirk for food,” and was quite proud of my joke

    8. Perfect_Celebrity_7 on

      Josh Hartnett indecent public exposure pics where??? Asking for a friend. >.> <.<

    9. i remember taking that picture of Elliot to my hairdresser in high school so i could get that exact haircut

    10. I’m dying at the Sam Rockwell “Michael Angarano” shoutout, he was basically transitioning from a child actor to young adult actor

    11. FreudianNegligee on

      Dear god this era of Sam Rockwell almost killed me… I spent a stupid amount of money buying VHS tapes off eBay of every single movie he’d done up to that point… including Box of Moonlight (real OG Rockwellians know what I’m talking about 🍆🥵)

    12. Harry_Tuttle on

      #”LIT’ HAS BEEN IN THE VERNACULAR FOR ALMOST 20 YEARS

      ^Let ^that ^sink ^in.

    13. jeannieor725 on

      I fucking loved Jane magazine. I was actually devastated when it went under- I found out my last day of senior year and cried!!! Not sure if I was just young but it felt like the only women’s magazine I could actually relate to. It was a perfect balance of articles, fashion and gossip. It didn’t feel male centered either like cosmo and glamour did.