Close Menu
    all i want is world peace and the return to the early 2000s cosmo sex tips
    Pop Culture

    all i want is world peace and the return to the early 2000s cosmo sex tips

    all i want is world peace and the return to the early 2000s cosmo sex tips

    Posted by No-Hall-3485

    Share.
    View 45 Comments

    45 Comments

    5. DietCokeCanz on

      Nothing sexier than clutching a fistful of loose pepper during sex and dusting his face with it during climax.

    8. _clur_510 on

      Lest we forget the infamous grapefruit blowjob lmao. 😭🤦‍♀️🍊 Not sure if it was Cosmo, and admittedly I never tried it, but the thought of citric acid near genitals always seemed… not like a good idea to me. 😂

    10. bbyxmadi on

      **This will show him that you’re fun, casual, and easy-going**

      nothing like having vaginal secretions in your hair, so quirky!

    15. ThisIsJezebelInHell on

      While I love panties in theory, I would never, ever take my “still-moist” panties and use them to tie my hair back.

    16. OrangePeelPrincess on

      The idea of coins…. 😭😭 That first one made me shudder that is so nasty

    19. GOLDfish0393 on

      I literally remember the fork one and the change in the freezer ones 😂💀 I read these as a pre-teen virgin and was like

      ![gif](giphy|vtFZ8O85q8g3MmXK51)

      Safe to say since I’m not in jail, I never gave any of these tips a whirl come game-time lol

    21. KingMobScene on

      The pepper under the nose one may be the greatest thing ever.

      No not doing it in real life, that’s stupid.

      But imagine you’re about to finish and your partner says “Hold on” and grabs the pepper shaker Meemaw gave you guys for your wedding and sprinkles it under your nose.

    23. SadisticGoose on

      On the second one, I used to dress up as Pennywise every few years and had a picture of myself on my Hinge profile. One time a guy tried to roleplay with me in my clown costume via messaging. It was weird, but I kept trolling him because I was bored. He was very clearly getting off to it though. I finally blocked him when he wanted to move to Snapchat.

    24. MissMarionMac on

      I want to know what percentage of these were meant seriously and what percentage were Cosmo writers basically playing “naughty madlibs” to see what they could get their editor to publish.

    26. stephenBB81 on

      Not seeing Oral sex with Pop rocks completely invalidates this for me 😉

      That was the one I remember the most from the 90’s and early 2000’s. With every partner, and it never was great (can’t not be good, its oral sex!). But Cosmo said it would be amazing.

    27. __lavender on

      I still tell everyone about the glazed donut advice. Like… great way to promote yeast infections, I guess?

    28. Apprehensive-Stay196 on

      ![gif](giphy|l3q2SaisWTeZnV9wk)
      I turned 23 in year 2000, prime demographic. I can’t believe I actually read this shit.

    29. laughsindisbelief on

      Folks can’t say a damn **thing** about Millenials lmao. This is wild af 😂😂

    31. annakarina3 on

      Good lord I remember these tips were usually “suck on an ice cube before going down on him” or “eat a chili pepper before going down on him.” Either result would “drive him wild!”

      I found in my experience that guys did not need any of these special tricks to enjoy sex, just pretty basic stuff was good enough.

    32. casglu on

      I remember reading this sort of thing at about 13/14 and thinking sex sounded incredibly complicated.

    35. Listakem on

      Can we like, do a bundle ?

      I’m down to pepper spray my man seconds before orgasm while wearing a clown costume with spare change in my vag and a donuts as a cock ring. Guess I could also stab him in the ass with some marbles, we don’t want to be boring in bed.

    37. mullaloo on

      Ill never forget the Christmas Special issue where it said to sew a jingle bell to your panties and jingle your way through the office party. Also burn a pine scented candle every time you bang so you get “tingles” when you pass a real Christmas tree. 😂

    38. hbomb9410 on

      Even as a teenage virgin, these sounded so stupid to me. It sounds like they got a bunch of sitcom writers together to come up with these.

    39. IamScottGable on

      I’m a man and I read these when I was 19 for tips. 4 magazines a month would have tips, so we’re talking 100s if tips. A handful.were truly useful, most were just kinks, and the rest were medically questionable at best

    42. ossifiedbird on

      So sad that our cashless society has destroyed the opportunity for vulva coins

    44. jeannieor725 on

      I can’t believe what a prude I am!!! I have only been poking my man with a cold spork. Fucking failure.

      He better get ready. Im going all in with a serving fork nice and chilled tonight.