Trump at Lindsey Graham’s funeral: “…Virtually everyone, Republican or Democrat, liked Lindsey, well not everybody. But it sounds good. Not everybody. He was a tough cookie, okay? I have to- I have to veer from this for a sec, he was a tough cookie darling”
Posted by hairtie1
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Is you Trump
Lmaooo
one of the funniest to ever live trapped inside the body of a pedophile, rapist, and aspiring fascist
a tragic waste of talent
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Nope. He wasn’t beautiful
i’ve been to enough drag queen and trans funerals to know when someone is laying their sister to rest
We all know Trump did not like Lindsey lmao
Who is he calling darling?
All this does is remind me to replace my celebratory bottle of wine bc I deemed Lindsay’s death worthy of a cheerful sip. But I also need a bottle on hand for *that* headline.
even without watching the video i read it in his voice, i cant escape this fucker
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lol
Lindsay Graham rising from the grave the moment someone mentions ladybugs
There’s no comedy I welcome more than Nazis memorializing each other.
They should have buried him in his ladybug outfit
OP, nitpicky FYI: “Darlene”— not “darling.”
Edit: I’m not the only one who heard “Darlene,” yes?
Any day now. Aaaany day now.
Yeah this was incredibly predictable. Trump was never going to forgive him for not initially supporting him. I mean he’s still bitches about John McCain.
Really hate how funny is is sometimes…
The only thing Trump likes doing more than lying is telling the truth at particularly brutal moments
He couldn’t even lie about Lindsey being well liked
every day I’m so mad that he didn’t become a drag queen
This kind of funeral speech is exactly what Lindsey deserves 👏
Lindsay deserved this. They deserved each other.
“Well not everybody but it sounds nice” and that’s how you eulogize
Omg he is having an internal dialogue outward
Trump brought “roast me” software to Lindsey’s funeral
He shoulda just told the story about how he presented Lindsey with kompromat that day on the golf course.
He was a fucking loser just like you trump.
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Sometimes you just have to laugh, you know? No one could write this shit
wait is this the warts ass dude or the barely alive old man?
Every time he talks he sounds like some old washed up star that plays 2 AM shows to a crowd of 3 people a night at a club that is way off the LV strip.
You can’t even tell if this is ai or real lol then you learn it’s trump and no one could make up his words even if they hit their head on something hard the night before.
He actually has a hard time reading.
I saw a clip on a different sub, Pete Davidson was on a podcast talking about the time Trump guest hosted SNL and he apparently would ad lib all the time going through the skits, or confidently read a line wrong.
He might have stopped reading the speech because he literally could not read it.
What an absolute bafoon. Clearly whatever stem cells they’re washing this mf in everyday isn’t working anymore.
In another time line he’s our Wendy Williams. Still a rapist, a con artist, a pedophile, and just an all out loser
And people actually voted for this man to be our president. What a moron
Somebody take Grandpa back to the nursing home, please!
This reminded me of the eulogy Connor Roy gave at “Mo” Lester’s funeral.
This is as good as it gets. All the kissing ass gets you this.
I hope they both rot in hell.