I’m Not Mad That My Son Is 🫄😂 Sound:@laughsforall

I’m Not Mad That My Son Is 🫄😂 Sound:@laughsforall

I’m not mad that my son is fat. I’m mad that he does fat [ __ ] I’m mad because I got caught the other day. I had just finished eating. I was sitting in the driveway. I had just finished my food. I was doing so well. Here come my fat ass son outside. Mom, I said what, Juicy? She said, I smell something. So, how the [ __ ] your fat ass smell something? We outside, the windows are rolled up. You out there, I’m in here. You know, my fat ass son climbed his ass in the car, looked around, took two crumbs off my shirt, rubbed them together, watched the crumbs fall, sniffed the air. My son looked right at me and said, “Mom, was that an Italian beef extra dip with mozzarella cheese, mustard, and hot peppers on a Kaiser roll?” I said, “Wait a minute.” He said, “Was it cut in half?” Now, wait a minute, you fat bastard. I want you to tell me how the [ __ ] you can smell if a sandwich is cut in half.

iCrookz

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