Ex-Congressman George Santos shares farewell post before going to prison for 87 months starting tomorrow for wire fraud and aggravated identity theft: “I may be leaving the stage (for now), but trust me legends never truly exit. 💋🇺🇸 ✨”
Posted by cmaia1503
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Legends don’t scam old people suffering from cognitive decline, ya fucking donkey 💅🏻✨
I know people throw the word “narcissist” around a lot these days, but… if that isn’t ever a textbook example.
George Santos is an exact letter for letter anagram of Strange Goose.
Think about it.
Honest? I tried …most days.
This is so funny considering how much of a big fat liar this man was. The only thing he didn’t lie about was his name, even then I am not even sure. 😭
Ugh. That’s all I’ve got.
He’s going to last 2 weeks in prison
Now to wait for the inevitable Ryan Murphification.
Diva down 🫡
He’s confusing ‘legend’ with ‘cautionary tale’, and fame with notoriety.
https://i.redd.it/ltc5swpkhxef1.gif
7 years 3 months , he won’t be relevant in the slightest when he’s released
Rhinestones packed lmaoooo
This fucker thinks he’s Countess LuAnn
What a shameless POS.
Want to add that he’s going to jail during his birthday week. I know this because we have the same birthday 😂🤡
Lmao I read this as being in Gossip Girls voice
He thinks he’s so funny
Legends don’t refer to themselves as such. Dear Santos-the first hit is free here.
Ziwe is to blame for making me love to hate him. The photo is so funny.
this man literally thinks he’s lizzo…
and real ones still hate her too!
Your a legend in your own mind 🖕
Historic diva down moment.
He isn’t a legend, and no one is going to remember who he is beyond footnotes in terms of idiocy of past politicians.
I wonder if he knows he’s not an icon
I guess I’m a hypocrite since I’m always touting “be gay, do crimes”, but fuck this bitch.
He will be missed. Not by me, or really anyone, but maybe his mother might care.
King of the mean gays
bye felicia
Hey had me at honest? I tried most days 🤣🤣
I hope they make him serve every single day. No shorter sentence for “good behavior” or whatever
Are we pretending that he didn’t used to be funny? Because he WAS.
When shit wasn’t soooo terrible, and he was just “Jew-ish” and it was YOUR fault for thinking he he was “Jewish”.
When he showed up with a baby that didn’t belong to him and just walked off with it…and his own partner seemed confused about where it came from or how to get it back to its real parents.
I LONG for a George Santos instead of the dystopian news cycle we have now. Back then it was like the US was being “Punk’d”.
Now I think “oh, so THIS is how empires fell..”
The man is going to jail. That’s more than I can say for MOST of our convicted felon politicians right now. I’m glad for his little tweet. It’s properly punctuated and *probably* satirical. As opposed to the shit other politicians are tweeting.
