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    5. ok_posting on

      bob dylan’s “let’s all get him” quote about woody allen. don’t know if it’s real but it should be

    8. noodlepoodledoodles on

      it’s brand new but I have to say Jacob Anderson vehemently insisting he beat the rizzler, a nine year old, at mario kart – “No! I won! I came first- stop, I need to not be petty”

    9. Sleepy-Giraffe947 on

      I’d say any unhinged thing Gwyneth Paltrow has ever said, like:

      “I am who I am. I can’t pretend to be somebody who makes $25,000 a year.”

      Or:

      “I’d rather smoke crack than eat cheese from a tin.”

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    10. All1012 on

      Alan Tudyk doing chicken voices for Moana and ending with “I went to Juilliard”.

    11. the_dark_viper on

      Speaking of Mr. Allen, I read that Frank Sinatra called up Mia Farrow during the scandal and told her, “In about twenty minutes, that sorry SOB Woody is about to have some serious trouble with his knees.” Mia begged him to stop it.

    14. Imaginary_Fee_507 on

      Method Man on his performance in a romantic scene in How High

      “This shows range right here, and I feel I should get me a love scene with Halle Berry, you know, where I could really get to stick it to her – with all due respect to my wife and shit.”

    21. ice_moon_by_SZA on

      >I hear stories about directors who scream at actors, or they trick them somehow to get a performance. And there are some people who try to run the whole business on fear. But I think this is such a joke—it’s pathetic and stupid at the same time.

      >When people are in fear, they don’t want to go to work. So many people today have that feeling. Then the fear starts turning into hate, and they begin to hate going to work. Then the hate can turn into anger and people can become angry at their boss and their work.

      >If I ran my set with fear, I would get 1 percent, not 100 percent, of what I get. And there would be no fun in going down the road together. And it *should* be fun.

      >In work and in life, we’re all supposed to get along. We’re supposed to have so much fun, like puppy dogs with our tails wagging. It’s supposed to be great living; it’s supposed to be fantastic.

      – David Lynch, “Catching the Big Fish” (2006)

    22. doctoroffisticuffs on

      In the *depths* of your ignorance, what is it you want?

      -Orson Welles

    25. Shutterbug on

      Someone off camera to Keifer Sutherland: Hey Keifer, you’re a pirate, man.

      KS: That would explain everything…

      And then he proceeds to tackle a Christmas tree in a hotel lobby.

    26. ardent_hellion on

      Oh, that’s easy! RuPaul: “I try to always come from a place of love, but sometimes you have to break it down for a motherfucker.”

    30. solojones1138 on

      “I don’t have a social anxiety disorder. I have an abhorrence of boring situations.” – Harrison Ford

    31. lulzerjun8 on

      “I don’t know who this man is. … Sorry to this man.”

      ICONIC

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    32. direturtle on

      Male interviewer: If a man came into your life, wouldn’t you want to compromise?

      Eartha Kitt: [laughs really loudly for a long time] Stupid.

    34. Lokaji on

      “I’m not offended by blonde jokes because I know I’m not dumb and I also know that I’m not blonde.”-Dolly Parton

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