Orlando Bloom responds to joke that he’s dating Angela Merkel after his ex Katy Perry sparked romance rumors with Justin Trudeau
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Orlando Bloom responds to joke that he’s dating Angela Merkel after his ex Katy Perry sparked romance rumors with Justin Trudeau
Posted by closetexistentialist
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Angela, no. Think of your husband 😱
I love this all around
Good on Orlando for having a sense of humor, The Onion’s forever hilarious.
A bit of funny on a grim day.
I take his comment to be a hard-launch of his blossoming relationship with Angela Merkel.
When’s he going to take her paddle boarding?
Somebody somewhere is typing up a very serious discourse about how elves and Germans shouldn’t date each other. Probably on live journal.