1.) Sydney Sweeney and Matt Rife – two people that are desperate for attention but very, very boring. I have to assume they are at least politically aligned

    2.) Elon Musk and Nick Cannon – they have the same goal to repopulate the earth

    3.) Ariana Grande and Aaron Taylor-Johnson – Ariana needs to use her powers for good. Extra points if Ariana can somehow get Sam Taylor-Johnson imprisoned

    4.) Lana Del Rey and Dog the Bounty Hunter – She's already impressed me with the crocodile wrangle but I think she can go deeper

    5.) Frankie Grande and Ethan Slate – I would give up my first, second, and third born for this union

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    1. Bitter_Kangaroo2616 on

      Sydney Sweeney and Matt Rife almost look related in that picture. Very on brand for them.

    2. Jennifer López and Jennifer Garner. Just to see if that would be the push Ben needs to finally accept Matt Damon.

    3. Honest_Salamander247 on

      OMG Frankie and Ethan… it’s just so fucked up to see them side by side

    4. Halsey and Demi Lovato. They just seem so alike and actually kinda look like each other lately. They give off the same energy.

    5. areweoutofexile on

      Sabrina carpenter and Marcelo Hernandez have magic chemistry. I’d ship them so hard. 

    6. I thought Dog The Bounty Hunter died recently. Regardless, we never head about Lana’s husband any more.

    7. If Ariana Grande and Aaron Johnson don’t work out, may I propose putting him in the same room as K-pop idol, Rosé aka Divorcé.

    8. festivus4allofus on

      Each one of these are perfect, but 2, 3, and 5 are so diabolical that one hopes for a multiverse where each could possibly happen. Tho #3 there’s still time!

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