Perfect match now no-one else has to deal with their bs
theserthefables on
your title is perfection 🤌
Guilty_Dream8050 on
As my granny would say, at least they won’t spoil a pair.
meri471 on
She really does have a thing for much older men, doesn’t she? Well her frontal lobe is fully formed this time so good luck to them I guess.
PurpleIntention7934 on

TheRavenSeven on
Sorry to whomever these people are but I read “some of Satan’s best work” and immediately that GIF of Jack Nicholson nodding and grinning wickedly came to mind LMAO.
Altruistic-Bath6263 on
Bet they’re forming a real strong bond over having to experience the consequences of their own actions 😂😶
bitchyblowjob on
what do they even have in common besides being money hungry, desperate and embarrassing 😭😭😭
MountainTear2020 on
i just barfed
F0rtuna_major on
I re-read the title and link a few times because this just reads as satire.
Two of the worst people you know have found each other basically if true
MurphyBrown2016 on
She would.
LadyLixerwyfe on
“You deserve each other… this crap and you!”
bliip666 on
Hey! There’s no need to drag Satan’s good name into this!
ForWhomTheSaulCalls on
What the hell? Why did I automatically assume this has to be a PR move on both their parts for some reason??
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glad they found each other so no one else has to find them
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Perfect match now no-one else has to deal with their bs
your title is perfection 🤌
As my granny would say, at least they won’t spoil a pair.
She really does have a thing for much older men, doesn’t she? Well her frontal lobe is fully formed this time so good luck to them I guess.

Sorry to whomever these people are but I read “some of Satan’s best work” and immediately that GIF of Jack Nicholson nodding and grinning wickedly came to mind LMAO.
Bet they’re forming a real strong bond over having to experience the consequences of their own actions 😂😶
what do they even have in common besides being money hungry, desperate and embarrassing 😭😭😭
i just barfed
I re-read the title and link a few times because this just reads as satire.
Two of the worst people you know have found each other basically if true
She would.
“You deserve each other… this crap and you!”
Hey! There’s no need to drag Satan’s good name into this!
What the hell? Why did I automatically assume this has to be a PR move on both their parts for some reason??
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Are his jeans blue too?

I’m surprised by this one.
Oh come on, I’m trying to eat breakfast

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excuse me
fuck these people
Ugh. You made me Google scooter Braun
Low-cal mayo & Miracle Whimp on expired white.
EW?????
Dating a 44 year old man known as Scooter never a good decision.
Can’t wait for their first child Eugenia Chopper Gene Sweeney-Braun
My jaw legitimately dropped
EWWWWWW
The shine is fully off her star now. From up-and-coming Hollywood darling to maga proud boys princess dating a douche.
Does he have good jeans too? 🤣
I mean in a way, they are perfect for each other
they’re perfect for each other
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Every trash can needs a lid
First we have Donald trumps alleged death now this???
I mean if they stay together 2 horrible people are off the dating market, I count that as a win for society lol