From a solely business perspective, I respect the witch’s turnaround time. Wish more businesses provided this level of service.
Anyways, I guess Charlie was okay being a martyr to keep his 2nd amendment right alive. Still, I worry what the fallout from Trump admin is gonna be as one of their own took the bullet this time. Makes me uneasy thinking what the next few days bring.
Does this means Trump will be sending the National Guard and ICE on Etsy?
Acceptable-Ratio-219 on
Jezebel still exists?
HopefulTangerine5913 on
This is actually wild and I’m genuinely intrigued.
All of that said— can we all please be better than the GOP and not celebrate the situation? I despise this guy. I find it rich af that he is on record saying it’s worth some people dying to protect the second amendment. I am not surprised this happened because hate begets hate and that’s all he spewed. But I am not going to celebrate it happening because at the end of the day, I am never okay with these things happening.
I understand the knee jerk reaction people are having, but I’m disappointed
emptytheprisons on
Wow, there are a lot of comments in here from people apparently wanting visits from the secret service.
It’s very kind of the mods to try to protect them from this!
SignalMost2239 on
At this point this administration is so braindead I wouldn’t be surprised if they held witch trials over this.
Slow-and-low-15 on
SHUT UP. 🤭
Listakem on
The witches earned their 5 star reviews.
dirtylittlehamster0 on
Seeing the deleted comments and shutting up lol

Trash_WASP on

Oops
dorothean on
The witches must be seething that they can’t put this into a customer review
LanaDeITae on
Plotwist, one of the witches is the gunman
I-Make-Money-Moves on
I have never heard of an Etsy Witch before
mayoboyyo on
Damn thats wild
ShannenB1234 on
CNN has a quote from some college kids who were there and he apparently was talking about shootings when it happened: “A kid came up and he asked a question about how many transgender shooters there were, and Charlie gave him another comment. And then he asked one more question, and so the question was about shooters. And before Charlie Kirk could pick up the mic again, that’s when the shot happened,” Terry recounted for CNN.
What are the odds? It’s like talking about the train being late then getting hit by the actual train.
johngie on
I’m sorry Etsy Witches, I wasn’t familiar with your game.
Informal-Cobbler-546 on
Those lesbian shitasses!!!
(Sorry, this is an old joke from when Jezebel was worth reading)
CALIXO_94 on
For all the people that are running to them asking for big favors like these… please be careful. In Mexican culture, and in other cultures, we believe that the more you ask the more you have to pay. Look into the story of Elba Esther Gordillo (Former President of the Mexican Chamber of Deputies). There’s also a very interesting book called “Los Brujos Del Poder.”
nonmajesticphoenix on
“I think it’s worth to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment to protect our other God-given rights. That is a prudent deal. It is rational.” -Charlie Kirk
favoritelauren on
Etsy witches about to be doing full nighters with the uptick in orders
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the Etsy witches have been busy recently
via Bluesky: [“The Mariners are 2-0 and have a +24 run differential since an Etsy witch bestowed the team with great powers”](https://bsky.app/profile/baseballhighlights.bsky.social/post/3lyc6uflsk224)
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From a solely business perspective, I respect the witch’s turnaround time. Wish more businesses provided this level of service.
Anyways, I guess Charlie was okay being a martyr to keep his 2nd amendment right alive. Still, I worry what the fallout from Trump admin is gonna be as one of their own took the bullet this time. Makes me uneasy thinking what the next few days bring.
they had to limit replies
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Does this means Trump will be sending the National Guard and ICE on Etsy?
Jezebel still exists?
This is actually wild and I’m genuinely intrigued.
All of that said— can we all please be better than the GOP and not celebrate the situation? I despise this guy. I find it rich af that he is on record saying it’s worth some people dying to protect the second amendment. I am not surprised this happened because hate begets hate and that’s all he spewed. But I am not going to celebrate it happening because at the end of the day, I am never okay with these things happening.
I understand the knee jerk reaction people are having, but I’m disappointed
Wow, there are a lot of comments in here from people apparently wanting visits from the secret service.
It’s very kind of the mods to try to protect them from this!
At this point this administration is so braindead I wouldn’t be surprised if they held witch trials over this.
SHUT UP. 🤭
The witches earned their 5 star reviews.
Seeing the deleted comments and shutting up lol


Oops
The witches must be seething that they can’t put this into a customer review
Plotwist, one of the witches is the gunman
I have never heard of an Etsy Witch before
Damn thats wild
CNN has a quote from some college kids who were there and he apparently was talking about shootings when it happened: “A kid came up and he asked a question about how many transgender shooters there were, and Charlie gave him another comment. And then he asked one more question, and so the question was about shooters. And before Charlie Kirk could pick up the mic again, that’s when the shot happened,” Terry recounted for CNN.
What are the odds? It’s like talking about the train being late then getting hit by the actual train.
I’m sorry Etsy Witches, I wasn’t familiar with your game.
Those lesbian shitasses!!!
(Sorry, this is an old joke from when Jezebel was worth reading)
For all the people that are running to them asking for big favors like these… please be careful. In Mexican culture, and in other cultures, we believe that the more you ask the more you have to pay. Look into the story of Elba Esther Gordillo (Former President of the Mexican Chamber of Deputies). There’s also a very interesting book called “Los Brujos Del Poder.”
“I think it’s worth to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment to protect our other God-given rights. That is a prudent deal. It is rational.” -Charlie Kirk
Etsy witches about to be doing full nighters with the uptick in orders
The far right is going to go after Etsy ! 💀