Rescue Dog Rescue with Jennifer Aniston

Rescue Dog Rescue with Jennifer Aniston

>> Stephen: THANKS, EVERYBODY.
HEY! GIVE IT UP FOR LOUIS CATO AND
“THE LATE SHOW” BAND. LOUIS!
LOUIS! PLEASE HAVE A SEAT, EVERYBODY.
THANKS VERY MUCH. FOLKS, DOGS.
THEY TRULY ARE MAN’S BEST FRIEND.
NEED PROOF? I DON’T CARRY AROUND ANY OF
MY OTHER FRIEND’S POOP IN A LITTLE BAG.
AND BECAUSE I LOVE DOGS SO DARN MUCH,
I STARTED A SEGMENT HERE CALLED “RESCUE DOG RESCUE,” WHERE WE
HELP FIND HOMES FOR REAL RESCUE DOGS.
AND I’M PROUD TO SAY WE HAVE A PERFECT RECORD OF EVERY SINGLE
DOG GETTING ADOPTED! [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
WELL, IT’S TIME FOR ANOTHER EDITION OF RESCUE DOG RESCUE.
♪ ♪ HEY, EVERYBODY.
WELCOME TO THE RESCUE RESCUE. EVERY TRICK ON ME REMIND HOW SHE
WORKS WE’RE GONNA SHOW YOU SOME ADORABLE PUPPIES THAT ARE
ACTUALLY UP FOR ADOPTION THROUGH NORTH SHORE ANIMAL LEAGUE
AMERICA. AND TO MAKE YOU WANT TO ADOPT
THEM EVEN MORE, WE’RE GOING TO TELL FLATTERING LIES ABOUT
ALL OF THEM. NOW IF ONLY I HAD A CELEBRITY
GUEST TO HELP ME TELL LIES ABOUT THESE PUPPIES.
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] OH, MY GOSH!
HOLY COW. LOOK, WHAT?
JENNIFER. OH, MY.
JENNIFER ANISTON! JENNIFER.
JENNIFER ANISTON, ONE OF MY TV FRIENDS
FROM TV’S “FRIENDS”! >> OH, STEPHEN.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU EVEN REMEMBER I WAS ON THAT SHOW.
>> Stephen: REALLY? >> Jennifer: NO.
EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT. I WAS LYING!
TO SHOW YOU I CAN LIE ABOUT THESE DOGS.
>> Stephen: GREAT JOB! LET’S DO IT.
THIS IS RAFA. OHH.
THIS IS RAFA. RAFA HAS SPENT OVER A DECADE
STUDYING MARTIAL ARTS AND IS NOW A THIRD DEGREE BLACK BELT.
[WHISPERS] IT’S ACTUALLY JUST A BLUE BELT, BUT DOGS ARE COLOR
BLIND. SHH.
>> Jennifer: OH, MY GOSH. OH, MY GOODNESS.
THIS IS WILBUR. WILBUR IS A SPECIAL KIND OF
SERVICE DOG: “CELL SERVICE.”
BECAUSE HE SWALLOWED MY PHONE AND HIS TAIL IS NOW A MOBILE
HOTSPOT. OHHH.
HELLO! >> Stephen: THIS LITTLE FELLA
RIGHT HERE, THIS IS PACO. YOU KNOW THAT THING WHERE YOUR
FRIEND IS LIKE “LET’S PLAY THIS NEW BOARD GAME.
THE RULES ARE SUPER EASY.” BUT THEN IT TAKES OVER AN HOUR
TO EXPLAIN? PACO SIMPLIFIES THAT PROCESS
BY EATING THE GAME PIECES BEFORE YOU CAN PLAY.
>> Jennifer: OH! OH, MY GOODNESS.
OH, MY LORD. THIS IS AMY.
OH, MY GOODNESS. AMY INVENTED AN INCREDIBLE
DEVICE THAT FOLLOWS YOU AROUND THE KITCHEN AND SUCKS UP EVERY
LITTLE CRUMB YOU DROP SO YOU NEVER EVER HAVE TO VACUUM.
AND THE DEVICE IS CALLED “AMY.”
AMY! >> Stephen: THIS CHAMP RIGHT
HERE IS MARCUS. MARCUS IS A PROFESSIONAL
CELEBRITY CLICKBAIT HEADLINE WRITER!
YOU’LL NEVER GUESS THE UNBELIEVABLE THING HE TOLD ME
JENNIFER ANISTON WAS SEEN DOING IN MALIBU!
>> Jennifer: BRUNCH! BRUNCH!
I WAS JUST HAVING BRUNCH. >> Stephen: THAT’S RIGHT.
GOOD SCOOP, MARCUS. >> Jennifer: OH, BUNJEE.
THIS IS BUNJEE. BUNJEE IS AN EXPERT HANDYMAN
WHO CAN FIX LITERALLY ANYTHING, AND YOU NEVER HAVE TO FIX
BUNJEE. BECAUSE THE VET ALREADY
DID THAT. >> Stephen: THIS IS MARGUERITE.
MARGUERITE MAKES A TRULY EXCEPTIONAL CROQUEMBOUCHE
WITH GLAZED PROFITEROLS AND LINGONBERRY REDUCTION,
BUT SHE PREFERS LICKING HER OWN BUTT.
>> Jennifer: I DON’T BLAME HER. >> Stephen: WELL,
THAT DOES IT FOR “RESCUE DOG RESCUE”!
ALL THESE DOGS AND MORE ARE UP FOR ADOPTION THROUGH
NORTH SHORE ANIMAL LEAGUE AMERICA.
HEAD TO THEIR WEBSITE OR SCAN THIS QR CODE FOR MORE INFO.
WE’LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH JENNIFER ANISTON!
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

The one and only Jennifer Aniston joins Stephen to help find forever homes for some adorable adoptable puppies from North Shore Animal League. If you’re interested in taking home any of the puppies in this segment, visit http://www.animalleague.org/rescuedogrescue for more information. Stick around for more with Jennifer Aniston and watch the season premiere of “The Morning Show” next Wednesday on AppleTV+.

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