Mine has to be the Olivia Rodrigo – Joshua Bassett – Sabrina Carpenter mess from 2020-2021. "drivers license" drops and suddenly we're all detectives trying to figure out who this blonde girl is, then Sabrina comes for everyone with "Skin" and Joshua's over here making sad acoustic songs. The whole thing was so messy and I was eating it up.
But like… the karma of it all? These two girls supposedly "fighting" over Joshua fucking Bassett and now they're both headlining festivals while he's still trying to get people to stream his music. Olivia's got a Grammy, Sabrina's selling out tours, and Joshua's… there. It's honestly hilarious how hard he fumbled being the center of that much attention. Dude really thought he was the main character and ended up being a stepping stone to their success.
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Lena Dunham – Jack Antonoff – Lorde
Miley – Nick – Selena
Idk why Josh would even get karma? Putting pieces together from their songs, he dated Olivia, she broke up with him, he got with Sabrina shortly afterwards, they broke up, and then Driver’s License came out.
Even though he wasn’t dating either of them anymore, he publicly supported both of their singles (even as he was almost dying in the hospital due to a health issue).
a rare case where the man(boy) ends up getting screwed lol
Selena – Justin – Hailey
Selena Gomez – justin Bieber- hailey Baldwin
Lowkey Matty Healy – Taylor Swift – Harry Styles with how obsessed Matty is/was with the two of them
I’m old, so Jen/Brad/Angelina. I was so Team Brangelina, but in hindsight, both of those women deserved better than that abuser and I’m glad they’re both free of him and out there living their best lives.
Hilary Duff – Aaron Carter – Lindsay Lohan was a moment in TIME
Jennifer Aniston + Brad Pitt + Angelina Jolie
Jennifer Aniston + Brad Pitt + Angelina Jolie
-Mary Louise Parker, Billy Crudup, Claire Danes
-Laura Dern, Billy Bob Thornton, Angelina Jolie
-Sherri Dupree, Chad Gilbert, Hailey Williams
-Emma Thompson, Kenneth Branagh, Helena Bonham Carter
My mom – my dad – Hank from church
Does anyone remember Justin Bieber, Orlando Bloom and Miranda Kerr? And then Orlando was spotted with Selena outside a night club or something?
Not a triangle per se but I’ve always wanted to know what Dolly Parton’s Jolene looked like