Simon Cowell dying through the Spirit Tunnel
Posted by demimonde9
Simon Cowell dying through the Spirit Tunnel
Posted by demimonde9
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God I barely recognize him anymore. Dysmorphia is a hell of a drug
Oof, he looks rough.
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why is he clapping like a t. rex
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I haven’t seen in him ages, what happened to him??
This is the only one of these clips I’ve enjoyed. Finally someone who finds it as cringeworthy and uncomfortable as I do
When I was younger I used to have a crush on him and apparently would roll my pants up really high and pretend to be him. No idea why I feel the need to admit this.
The shoes, jeans, t shirt and the face…nothing matches…
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oh dear.
This would be me lol. I hate being thr center of attention. Don’t you dare ever get the restaurant employees to sing me a happy birthday 😅
Also…
I thought doing this walk was a choice? Why agree if you are just gonna look this awkward lol
It’s always a shock to me when I see how he looks in comparison to his early days on American Idol. I don’t want to arm chair diagnose him with dysmorphia, but this clearly is not normal aging, or even helps him look any younger. I wonder what kind of procedures he got done, especially to his eyes.
Did something happen to him (sorry been out of the loop)?
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I don’t think I’ve ever actually seen him out from behind a desk and walking around. I’m not fond of the guy and think his view of who should or shouldn’t be in the entertainment business is toxic, but that is some truly relatable full-body discomfort and shame.
clap, m, clap, m,…
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Me seeing how he ruined his hot face
What has he done to his eyebrows or eyes???
He looks like an old zaddy at the gay bar who is slowly wading thru the crowd and about to offer me a bump to go home with him.
Not going to be surprised when there is bad news 😭
He’s so uncomfortable here and honestly same
I’m high right now, but his head looks like it’s on a totally different body and they’re mismatched.
Sure he looks rough but why is this kinda adorable lol he looks like a toddler
He’s wary, because there have never been that many people “excited” to be near him. He’s waiting for a shout or hands.
He has a huge head.
The title of this post made me legit chortle
He’s so small? Why did I think he was at least 5’9
I didn’t realize he is that short. Guess I’ve only seen him sitting in a chair on TV.
Like, why did he agree to this?
I hate how he always wears pointy work shoes with his baggy jeans but I guess respect his refusal to change.
How can you be this iconic pop music impresario and have fuck all rhythm??
who the hell is that cos that ain’t Simon
He looks terrified that there might be a monster at the end tunnel
I can’t even judge because that would also be me walking down the spirit tunnel
LOL this would be me.
Is bro okay.
I’ve only seen two of these spirit tunnel videos: this one, and Gwen Stefani’s.
[https://www.tiktok.com/@jenniferhudsonshow/video/7420915479549660462?lang=en](https://www.tiktok.com/@jenniferhudsonshow/video/7420915479549660462?lang=en)
Gwen played along with it quite well, but even hers got a little awkward.
I never realized he was 5’5
I didn’t know he was like 2 feet tall!??
whenever i see him my first thought is his feature on a bonus part of shrek 2. “far far away idol”