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Jason Bateman visits The Criterion Closet.

October 25, 2025

Burgundy_Starfish on October 25, 2025 11:53 pm

He has a perfect head of hair
raiinydaay on October 26, 2025 12:17 am

Why he kinda ….
Upstairs-Reason-7514 on October 26, 2025 12:21 am

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idealcriteria on October 26, 2025 12:22 am

FAMILY LOVE MICHAEL
lateandimbaked on October 26, 2025 12:51 am

Bro I thought he was the LAMBORGHINI sales guy lmao
Focused_Sky on October 26, 2025 1:01 am

Dude is shredded
halosworld on October 26, 2025 1:34 am

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Odd_Policy_3009 on October 26, 2025 1:35 am

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He just keeps getting hotter
basicradical on October 26, 2025 1:56 am

He has become a lot hotter since Ozark. I have no idea what it is.
Avid_Lorehound on October 26, 2025 4:52 am

I really thought for a few seconds that this was a Tai Lopez ad.
shadowsthatbind on October 26, 2025 5:37 am

Wow, papi is looking good.