The fact that they treated this as seriously as they did while ignoring numerous of their own administration officials being connected to international sex trafficking…
The coverage of the trial sounded like an article from The Onion.
I had to rub my eyes when I read this from MollyLRoberts: “The officer that Sandwich Guy is charged with assaulting testifies that he could feel the impact of the sandwich through his ballistic vest, and it “exploded all over my uniform.” He says he could “smell the onions and the mustard.”
Glad this guy is free!
lulzerjun8 on
In his honor, I would go find the closest ICE agent to throw a sandwich at, but since it’s hard times instead I’m inspired to make a donation to my community food pantry or buy some sandwiches for unhoused folks.
whosaidiknew on
Good but this trial was a waste of everyone’s time and money
wilko_johnson_lives on
The fact it even went to trial proves how big of snowflakes these unredeemable assholes are.
Fantastic_Brain7269 on
Trump will be on Truth Social in about an hour to whine about removing the right to a trial by jury
armadillo1296 on
Good, I hope he gets another job quick
Caromora on
Molly Roberts’ reporting of this on Twitter/X has been so funny. The food puns never end.
The fact that the prosecution couldn’t get an indictment for a felony, then subsequently lost their misdemeanor case shows what a waste of space they are.
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A true hero.
The fact that they treated this as seriously as they did while ignoring numerous of their own administration officials being connected to international sex trafficking…
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Let’s get it!!
OUR HERO HERO!!!!!
This case was ridiculous. It was a sandwich.
A sandwich.

The coverage of the trial sounded like an article from The Onion.
I had to rub my eyes when I read this from MollyLRoberts: “The officer that Sandwich Guy is charged with assaulting testifies that he could feel the impact of the sandwich through his ballistic vest, and it “exploded all over my uniform.” He says he could “smell the onions and the mustard.”
Glad this guy is free!
In his honor, I would go find the closest ICE agent to throw a sandwich at, but since it’s hard times instead I’m inspired to make a donation to my community food pantry or buy some sandwiches for unhoused folks.
Good but this trial was a waste of everyone’s time and money
The fact it even went to trial proves how big of snowflakes these unredeemable assholes are.
Trump will be on Truth Social in about an hour to whine about removing the right to a trial by jury
Good, I hope he gets another job quick
Molly Roberts’ reporting of this on Twitter/X has been so funny. The food puns never end.
This description will always be legendary.
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The fact that the prosecution couldn’t get an indictment for a felony, then subsequently lost their misdemeanor case shows what a waste of space they are.
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Hell yeah, some great news
Total waste of tax payer money. They just wanted to destroy his life at the expense of the tax payer.
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Congratulations!
Sincerely
Skeletor 💜