Inside Entertainwood: Harrison Ford | Megan Thee Stallion | Jennifer Garner | R.I.P. Fonzie

Inside Entertainwood: Harrison Ford | Megan Thee Stallion | Jennifer Garner | R.I.P. Fonzie

>> Stephen: GIVE IT UP FOR
LOUIS CATO AND THE BAND, EVERYBODY. FOLKS, HOW LONG HAVE WE BEEN
DOING THIS SHOW? TEN PLUS YEARS. OVER THOSE TEN PLUS YEARS WE
HAVE TALKED ABOUT THE NEWS A LOT HERE ON “THE LATE SHOW”. BUT AFTER TEN YEARS OF
TALKING ABOUT IT THE NEWS HAS ME A LITTLE, HOW DO I
PUT THIS? WANTING TO PUT MY HEAD IN AN
INDUSTRIAL JUICING MACHINE. SO TONIGHT WE TURN TO THE
MIND CLEANSING SHININESS OF ENTERTAINMENT NEWS WITH ITS
STORIES ABOUT THE RICH CELEBRITIES AND THE FEW
REMAINING REALITY STARS THAT ARE NOT SERVING IN THE
FEDERAL GOVERNMENT. JOIN ME NOW AS WE TAKE A
LITTLE BREAK FROM THINKING AND TREAT OURSELVES TO SOME
SHOWBIZ NEWS. IT IS TIME FOR… >> Announcer: “INSIDE
ENTERTAIN-WOOD: ACCESS DENIED”. >> Stephen: HEY, EVERYBODY,
WELCOME TO INSIDE ENTERTAIN WOULD ACCESS TONIGHT. I’M STEPHEN COLBERT. I BLEACHED MY TEETH, MY
BUTTHOLE IN MY BRAIN TO BRING YOU THE BIGGEST
STORIES WITH THE SMALLEST IMPACT ON YOUR LIFE. FOR STOP… >> CELEBRITY TRANSPORTATION
NEWS. >> Stephen: SUPERSTAR
HARRISON FORD WAS SPOTTED RIDING IN YOUR CITY SUBWAY. RUMOURS ARE THAT HE WAS
RESEARCHING UPCOMING ROLLER HE WILL PLAY A NORTHBOUND
SEVEN TRAIN. AND NOW IT’S TIME FOR SOME
HOT UNFOUNDED GOSSIP. >> HOT UNFOUNDED GOSSIP. >> Stephen: OKAY YOU DIDN’T
HEAR THIS FOR ME BUT I KNOW I GUY WHO KNOWS A GUY WHOSE
COUSIN TELLS ME THAT THE WEEKND DONATED THE MISSING
EE FROM HIS NAME TO MEGAN THEE STALLION. AND NOW SHE WANTS TO GIVE IT
BACK BECAUSE SHE CAN’T FIND THAT SPELLING ON ANY GIFT
SHOP KEY CHAINS. AGAIN, YOU DIDN’T HEAR IT
FROM ME. [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] IN
DEVASTATING NEWS, THE JOURNALISTS AT “US WEEKLY”
HAVE UNCOVERED THE TRAGIC STORY THAT JENNIFER GARNER
CANNOT STOP WEARING COZY GREAT CARDIGANS. MY HEART GOES OUT TO
JENNIFER AND ALL THOSE OUT THERE STRUGGLING WITH THE
DEPENDENCE ON COZY GREAT CARDIGANS BUT I WANT TO TELL
MY DEAR FRIEND JEN GAR THAT THERE’S HOPE AND I SEE THAT
A SOMEONE WHO ONCE HAD $200 DAY ADDICTION TO THURSDAY
FLEECE VESTS. [LAUGHTER] NOW, IN MADE UP
NEWS ABOUT FICTIONAL PEOPLE, SADLY THE CHARACTER FONS HE
HAS PASSED AWAY. HE REPORTEDLY JUMPED HIS
MOTORCYCLE OFF A RAMP SO TALL THAT IT SENT HIM INTO
NEAR EARTH ORBIT WHERE HE FATALLY COLLIDED WITH THE
FROZEN SPACE CHIMP. HE IS SURVIVED BY HIS COUSIN
CHARGE HE AND CARTOON DOG MR. COOL. HE WAS 107 YEARS OLD. NOW IT’S TIME FOR CELEBRITY
NAMES THAT ARE ALSO BIRD CALLS. FINALLY… [LAUGHTER] THIS IS THE FIRST
TIME WE HAVE DONE THIS SEGMENT. POSSIBLY THE LAST. FINALLY, MOVIES AND TV. WE ALL LOVE TO WATCH THEM
BUT DID YOU KNOW SOMEONE HAS TO MAKE THEM? SO IT IS TIME TO PEEK
BACKSTAGE AND HEAR ACTORS TELL THE WILDEST STORIES
FROM THE SETS OF THEIR HOTTEST PROJECTS. THIS IS… >> “INSIDE ENTERTAIN-WOOD:
ACCESS DENIED”. ALL ACCESS TALES FROM THE
SET. >> PEOPLE ALWAYS ASKED ME
WHY I LIKE TO WORK SO MUCH WITH MARTY SCORSESE. THE TRUTH IS, HE CARRIES
THESE LITTLE COOKIES IN HIS POCKET. AND IF YOU DO A SEEN REAL
WELL THEN HE KIND OF JUST GIVES YOU ONE. IT IS GRATIFYING. [LAUGHTER] >> Stephen:
THAT’S ALL FOR THIS EDITION OF INSIDE ENTERTAIN-WOOD
ACCESS DENIED. I WANT TO THANK MY BEST
FRIEND ROBERT DE NIRO. SEE YOU AT THE LAUNCH PARTY
FOR OUR CAFFEINATED PASTA SAUCE, BOB. WE’LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH
RACHEL MADDOW.

Stephen Colbert invites you to take a break from thinking and treat yourself to some showbiz news in his newest segment, “Inside Entertainwood: Access Denied.” Special thanks to Stephen’s best friend Robert De Niro!

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