Why Taylor Swift Doesn’t Want A Recording Studio In Her Home (But Cats Are OK)
>> Stephen: THAT’S GREAT. ♪ ♪ [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
THANK YOU. HEY, EVERYBODY, WE ARE BACK
WITH TAYLOR SWIFT. YOU KNOW HER WORK. [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] AS NOT
OF THIS SCALE BUT AS SOMEBODY WHO HAS TO BE HERE
IVORY NIGHT AND DO THE SHOW NO MATTER WHAT I FEEL WHAT’S
GOING ON, YOU FEEL BETTER BEING ON STAGE. BUT I’M JUST CURIOUS, HOW DO
YOU ON YOUR DOWN DAYS — BECAUSE YOU HAVE TO HAVE
SOME, HOW DO YOU BECOME WHO YOUR FANS NEED YOU TO BE BY
THE TIME YOU HIT THE STAG BE BY THE TIME YOU HIT THE STA
STAGE? >> Taylor: YEAH, DIDN’T YOU
LIKE DO YOUR SHOW WITH A BURST APPENDIX ONCE? >> Stephen: I DID, I DID A
TWO SHOW WITH A BURST OF PENDANT SHOW WITH A BURST OF
PEND APPEN. >> Taylor: OH, MY GOD. WHEN I DID THIS P.A., I MAKE
A DECISION AT THE BEGINNING OF THE TOUR THERE IS NO
OPTION TO NOT TO GO ON STAGE. AND DOING THE SHOW AT A
LEVEL SIX IS NOT AN OPTION. EVEN IF YOU HAD THE STOMACH
FLU WHICH I HAD MULTIPLE TIMES DURING THE TOUR, MY
GOAL IS TO NEVER LET THEM KNOW YOU HAVE THE STOMACH
FLU, YOU KNOW? >> Stephen: THERE’S A QUICK
WAY TO LET THEM KNOW ABOUT IT. >> Taylor: SELF-CONTROL. YOU KNOW? NO, BUT IT WAS LIKE — I
THINK IT’S ALSO ABOUT KNOWING THAT THERE IS
SOMETHING BIGGER THAN YOU, AND FOR ME ON THAT TOUR COME
OF THE BIGGER WAS THESE PEOPLE HAVE SAVED UP THEIR
MONEY, THEY HAVE REARRANGE THEIR SCHEDULES, THEY HAVE
REARRANGED TRANSPORTATION, THEY’VE HAD PARTIES, THEY
HAVE CREATED COSTUMES, THEY’VE MADE FRIENDSHIP
BRACELETS. I’M DOING THE SHOW. >> Stephen: BIGGEST
DIFFERENCE BETWEEN TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WALKING AROUND
AND TAYLOR SWIFT TWO APPEARS ON STAGE? >> Taylor: WELCOME AWARE OF
MY WALKING AROUND? >> Stephen: JUST LIKE YOUR
HOME? >> Taylor: JUST SHUFFLING
AROUND THE HOUSE. >> Stephen: YOU’VE GOT THE
ATHLETIC LEISURE ON. >> Taylor: I’VE GOT LIKE A
OLD VICTORIAN NIGHTGOWN ON. I PREFER TO LOOK LIKE IT —
IF YOU SEE ME IN THE WINDOW I’D LIKE FOR SOMEONE TO
THINK THEY SAW A GHOST, YOU KNOW I MEAN? AT HOME. SO ANYWAYS, I THINK A HOME,
I DON’T WANT ANY PARAPHERNALIA. I DON’T WANT ANY PLAQUES OR
A STUDIO. I DON’T WANT THERE TO BE ANY
EVIDENCE THAT A MUSIC PERSON LIVES HERE EXCEPT FOR LIKE
MY PIANO AND GUITAR COME UP PIANO AND GUITAR COME BUT
THE R IS NOT HUNG IN A PROMINENT PLACE. I WANTED TO FEEL COZY AT
HOME AND IF I’M GOING TO THE STUDIO I WILL GO TO THE
STUDIO LIKE SPECIAL DAY TODAY I GET TO GO TO THE
STUDIO. I ALSO FEEL LIKE — I DON’T
KNOW, I’M REALLY LIKE — MY CLOSE FRIENDS AND THE PEOPLE
IN MY LIFE AND MY FAMILY ARE ALL JUST SO LOCKED DOWN IN
TERMS OF LIKE I CAN TELL THEM ANYTHING AND IT NEVER
ENDS UP IN THE PRESS. AND IT’S REALLY NICE. [APPLAUSE] >> Stephen: I
PROMISE NOTHING YOU SAY TONIGHT WILL END UP IN THE
PRESS. >> Taylor: YEAH, THIS FEELS
LIKE THAT KIND OF SITUATION. >> Stephen: AGAIN, I DO
EVERY SHOW EVERY NIGHT, BUT I’M FILLED WITH SOME
ADRENALINE — >> Taylor: I FEEL LIKE YOU DO SOME
SINGING AND DANCING. >> Stephen: HOW DO YOU WIND
DOWN AT THE END OF THE NIGHT? >> Taylor: WELL, OKAY, AFTER
THE SHOW, YOU KNOW THAT KIND OF FEELING WHERE YOU ARE
JUST SORT OF LIKE A FLICKERING LIGHT BULB LIKE
THAT JUST HAPPENS. IT’S CRAZY THAT THESE PEOPLE
ARE BEING SO NICE AND WONDERFUL AND THAT’S HARD TO
GO TO SLEEP AFTER. [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] SO I
WILL GO BACK TO THE HOTEL, YOU KNOW, GET OUT OF THE
COSTUM YOU KNOW, GET OUT OF THE COST COSTUME. INTO THE BATH IMMEDIATELY,
INTO THE BATH, MERMAID TIME. AND THEN I GET THE MOST
AMOUNT OF ROOM SERVICE POSSIBLE. >> Stephen: FRENCH FRIES
ABOUT WHAT’S A GO TO? >> Taylor: YES, EVERYTHNG,
RIGHT THING I WANT ON THAT GIVEN NIGHT. I’M JUST LIKE I NEED TO
POWER UP FOR THE THREE AND A HALF HOUR SHOW. IT’S THE BEST. SO THEN I SIGNED LIKE 2,000
CDs BECAUSE ME DOING ACTIVITY THAT’S LIKE TACTILE
HAND ACTIVITY AND ACTIVITY AN AND I MAKING SOMETHING —
IT’S LIKE WHEN I’M DOING BRIDE STUFF. >> Stephen: STRAIGHTEN THE
TUB STRAIGHT INTO THE TUB, MAKE SOME BREAD. >> Taylor: IF I’D KNOWN
ABOUT SOURDOUGH AT THAT POINT IN MY LIFE. I WILL SIGN CDs BECAUSE IF
I’M DOING SOMETHING LIKE WITH MY HANDS AND MY KIND OF
PROFESSION IS COMING UP WITH IDEAS FOR STUFF. SO I CAN TURN OFF THE IDEAS
FOR A SECOND, VERY EXCITING. I WILL PUT ON MY DATELINE,
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? >> Stephen: 100%. DO YOU DO AUDIOBOOKS? >> Taylor: YES. CONSTANTLY. >> Stephen: WHAT’S YOUR JAM
ON THE AUDIOBOOKS? >> Taylor: WELL, OKAY, IT’S
ALWAYS A DIFFERENT ONE. AS SOON AS I FINISH ONE,
I’LL START ANOTHER ONE BUT IT’S OKAY IF I SAY THE
ELEMENTS? THE ELEMENTS OF WHAT I’M
LOOKING FOR, YOU KNOW ALL THE ELEMENTS OF THAT BOOK? IF YOU’VE GOT LIKE AN OLD
LIKE RAMBLING SHAMBLES OLD BRITISH MANSION COVERED IN
MOSS OR IV AND THERE’S LIKE A MYSTERIOUS RELATIONSHIP
AND HE MAY NOT BE WHAT HE SEEMS AND THERE IS LIKE A
MURDER. THAT HAS HAPPENED IN THE
PAST BUT YOU HEAR WHISPERS OF IT. THERE’S THE IDEA OF A GHOST
OR AN ACTUAL GHOST. IF YOU PRESENT ME WITH A
PLOT LINE WHERE THERE’S LIKE A FAMILY COMPOUND ON AN
ISLAND OFF THE COAST OF MAINE, THEIR SECRETS IN THIS
FAMILY. WHAT’S GOING ON WITH HIM? THIS BROTHER, WHY DON’T WE
KNOW WHERE HE’S BEEN FOR TEN YEARS, WHY DID HE JUST SHOW
UP? YOU KNOW? IF THERE’S A MARRIAGE AND
THE MARRIAGE ISN’T WHAT IT SEEMS AND IT SEEMS LIKE THIS
DUDE IS CLEARLY LIKE WHY ARE YOU WITH HIM? HE’S HORRIBLE WITH YOU. PLOT TWIST, UNRELIABLE
NARRATOR, SHE IS THE PSYCHO. [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] >>
Stephen: THAT SOUNDS LIKE A GREAT BOOK. THAT SOUNDS LIKE A GREAT
BOOK. >> Taylor: IF YOU GOT ANY OF
THAT, I’M GOING TO NEED TO READ THAT. AND WHEN I SAY READ THAT, I
MEAN I NEED SOMEBODY YOU TO READ THAT TO ME. >> Stephen: YOU BRING YOUR
CATS ONTO HER AND YOU SAID AT ONE POINT YOU WOKE UP WITH A
CAT ON YOUR HEAD TO. IS THIS THE MOMENT YOU WERE
TALKING ABOUT — >> Taylor: YEAH, THAT’S PRETTY MUCH
WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE WHEN YOU HAVE A CAT THAT SLEEPS ON
YOUR HEAD. BECAUSE IT’S REALLY LIKE —
THIS IS MY YOUNGEST, HIS NAME IS BENJAMIN BUTTON. AND HE’S REALLY, REALLY
ATTACHED TO MY PILLOW WHEREVER THAT MAY THE IN
WHATEVER COUNTRY. >> Stephen: I MUST SAY,
THERE ARE WORSE PARTS OF IT HAD TO WAKE UP ON YOUR FACE. >> Taylor: YEAH, HE’S REALLY
THOUGHTFUL ABOUT THAT AND MAKE SURE NOT TO OBSTRUCT
ANY AIRWAYS OR STUFF SO THAT’S REALLY GOOD. >> Stephen: WE’RE GOING TO
TAKE ANOTHER BREAK HERE, BUT STICK AROUND. MORE TAYLOR SWIFT WHEN WE
COME BACK!
Taylor Swift tells Stephen Colbert that she likes her home to stay cozy and free from any evidence that a world-famous musician lives there. Keep watching for two more segments with Taylor Swift and watch “Taylor Swift | The Eras Tour | The Final Show” premiering Friday on Disney+.
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23 Comments
Interesting that yuou rehearsed this.
Watt is this tupoid dress. Wake up.
Note how she is flaunting her$670,00- ring. Not Elzbeth taylor like. Maybe next time around.
The color of the dress is awesome…the cut…?
LOVEE TAYlor S wish S Cobert wasnt so nasty to Kathy Griffin when she came on (pounding her about the dt pic)….tho just this year hes seen what its like to have yourself censored cant forget it bc also she had cancer and he was HORRIble to her just sayin
What a ridiculous outfit she's wearing! Has she lost her mind?
She’s literally describing Jane Eyre 5:53
Like like like or um like like or like in terms of like
-Taylor Swift
Girl you need to read We Were Liars
What the hell her dress is lol
I love her sarcastic sense of humor. Shes always been this way. Love you blondieeee
Easter eggs 100%
Like ..like ..like
I love Taylor, but how many times has she said like
She is hilarious and played it all straightfaced lol
I love this woman. I wish we were friends
0:34 Colbert is so damn Sharp
She's amazing Woman, Travis is so lucky to have Taylor to his life, hope they live together forever
It's a very odd she still hasn't done a performance.To promote the album.
Since u r representing me in some odd fashion. .since I told the truth about ….that really sad part. …..and I looked in the mirror with the Taylor tat w stars . And you can say oh no. That's not true…..and I guess we'd have to say ur right…..but down there there is that……underworld.
sick or demon pocessed… psychotic …..it's pretty hard for it not to show…..demon pocessions…. I did a jail sentence this way…..omg the increased pain..pretending I was well…..show must go on …courts waiting
Even Betty Davis had a …..a backup …..not a appendix.
So if your having this illness….whatever it maybe….
Where is the plan abc?
Bc in reality…..I have people who live in here w me. That ten year….they don't leave…..even in my better dreams… when you've done a zillion processes like a factory …..it hits insanity….they know!!!!! They all know!!!!!….just like the halocaust.. And no one is faking….that's freedom …….bc it releases better when it flows evenly. I stood in front of a woman who didnt like me ….
And I saw her pain…..her pain for my pain…..and my pain for the consideration for understanding . I knew I have won. I didn't even know it.
I can love like the bible taught me……even if I'm demon pocessed. With claw marks down the wall like a gas chamber…..I still loved in the halocaust. I found my people.
Of course, she doesn't want a studio in her home. She would never stop working if she had a recording studio at home.
I look forward to a big bump in Daphne du Maurier sales. For those who aren’t into it: Rebecca; The Birds; My Cousin Rachel; Frenchman’s Creek; Jamaica Inn; The Scapegoat (and I can’t remember a thing about that one, so I guess I’d better re-read it.)
There was a night in the summer time…..I was tripping on rooffees. That even a little bit of emotions…..could unlevel me. She was writing songs…..at the same time…..I could see her mentally. And she would not answer properly…..and it furiated me……it was funny…..she'd say I'm busy…..you should work harder…..hahaha