I loved my time in ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ but I couldnโ€™t be happier in ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท #comedyshorts #funnyshorts #standupcomedy

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    1. man as an Egyptian 31 years old male i would say that light up eyes sounded too gay ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ but we have something wired as hell you cannot here talk with your closest friend about your emotions or your mental problems because here men cant be emotional with his buddy but it's normal if you just walking in a crowded street and just meet him by chance to kiss him on his cheeks two times and after they will grab hand and start walking that a normal thing between any two men and btw it's normal also for all Arabian country's but it gets weirder ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

    2. Thatโ€™s a prison type power move. Wait till ur opps hits intense heart rate, exhaustion, then boom.
      Slow moving and when u stick them, their heart causes them to bleed out faster.

    3. Do people understand mouse traps?

      Specifically cheese on those mouse traps?

      Do you also understand that we say cheese while taking pictures?

      I especially am nostalgic with this on the โ€œpoloroidโ€ cameras?

      Also works on bigger game with โ€œbear trapsโ€

    4. "Appear weak when you are strong, and strong when you are weak… If he is taking his ease, give him no rest.โ€œ-Sun Tzu and that guys grandpa probably. ๐Ÿ˜‚

    5. I saw where this was going as soon as he said the kid started doing pushups. Thought he was going to start beating him up while he was still doing them. Good grandfather. In my experience, a white kid can beat the snot out of you, or hurl slurs for literal years, but then when you finally haul off and knock the shit out of them, you get sent to anger management, and get penalized and in trouble. That was my experience growing up at least. Doesn't mean you shouldn't defend yourself. You 100% should.

    6. Damn I figured he was gonna kick him in the dome doing push up thatโ€™s exactly what I would have done ๐Ÿ˜‚ hard to fight when your nose is sideways ๐Ÿ˜…

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