*I’ll attack the 6’3″, +230 pounds guy, I’m sure I’ll be fine*
🤡
SaltMerchantMorbier on
Lmao guess all the comments in the other post with the “weird this starts right in the middle like it’s curated” comments were right.
Put the pitchforks away everyone not today
Also bold to square up with Alan. That’s not a small man to fuck with
Ok-Beach-9885 on
Nobody messes with the Special Investigators.
NyriasNeo on
“As a result, Alan crashed, falling off his motorcycle and suffering cuts and bruises, as well as a minor injury to his finger, our sources say.”
So basically self-defense. The neighbor picked the wrong guy to mess with.
amateurish_gamedev on
This is why I keep saying I need more context.
Because I don’t want to be the part of a mob that ruin someone’s career.
nothingeverhappens91 on
I love when people stand up for themselves. I love when an asshole gets what’s coming to them.
NYC_Star on
All this has taught me is that we should always reserve judgement in these minor altercation cases because we as the public really don’t know. By the time we’ve pulled out our pitchforks and lit the torches the truth may be a complete 180 from what riled everyone up in the first place
nizey_p on
He looked at Alan’s everything and really said “can you fight?” Lol
hbomb9410 on
I would never show my face in public again if I was that neighbor dude
Massive_Scar5533 on
A similar situation in my neighborhood happened last weekend. Some kids were riding their dirt bikes (honestly, they are little assholes, but following all the road laws like stopping and weren’t speeding) but this old man started yelling at them so they flipped him off.
He proceeded to try to run them over with his truck and called the cops, who of course sided with old man even though several other adults were outside and witnessed the whole thing, he almost plowed into another group of kids (one of which was mine) that were riding their bikes around. My husband almost beat the shit out of that old dude. His response nearly killed someone simply because he was mad kids were on dirt bikes.
sarimanok_ on
That neighbor cannot be in his right mind if he looked at a man built like a blonde rhinoceros and thought, sure, why not start some shit
KeiBis on
Thank god… my guy Reacher approves

Own-Importance5459 on
Alan has the right to defend himself then if the neighbor was the one who got physical. Case close.
primal_slayer on
I mean…..Alan has been one of the most surprisingly sane celebrities we’ve had in a hot minute. I couldn’t see him just getting physical in front of his kids to act all macho
nuthugger4life on
Also, he was ahead guiding his boys on mini-bikes, so the neighbor’s claim of him speeding recklessly is kinda BS.
Nkosi868 on
From the moment I read that the neighbor was constantly complaining about noise due to him riding through the neighborhood, I called shenanigans.
There are better ways to deal with that than approaching someone.
Also that video screamed “why were they filming?”
RocMerc on
You picked a fight with jack reacher?!
monrobotz on
I live adjacent to Brentwood and it is super NIMBY and not enough FAFO.
vanchica on
This actor happens to suffer from bipolar disorder and has been very public about his struggles. It may have contributed to this instant
Forsaken-Swim-3055 on
Funny, because yesterday the narrative on Reddit was that Alan Ritchson is an out of control meathead. People love to spout off and pile on celebrities without getting the full context of their situation.
_cartyr on
Thad came out
-_3_ on
Crazy to see the difference in reactions between this, and Chappelle. Like, who reserved judgment for her?
enbyeldritch on
So he was riding dangerously fast while out with his kids on mini bikes? Hmm! Even if that’s true call the fucking cops maybe?
Dino_Spaceman on
Based on how the neighbor deceptively edited the video, I question the claim of speeding.
MoRiellyMoProblems on
Arthur Curry taking care of business on land too.
RobertStaccd on

Me @ Ritchson
jamestown30 on
If I ever start a completely unnecessary fight with my neighbor and the news description is that I was publicly “pulverized” in front of a bunch of kids, just bury me again lol
Excellent_Spend_2024 on
Maybe it’s a marketing campaign for Reacher? Who’s that dumb to pick a fight with a guy that big? I mean it doesnt mean big guy can fight but why risk it? 😂
Bake2727 on
I am pretty sure there is a longer video out there but that one will make the neighbour look even more dumb.
Charming_Lemon6463 on
Sucks really bad that his kids had to sit there and watch this but Alan tried to leave, not sure what else he could have done besides punch the guy and gtfo of there
Classic-Bathroom-427 on
Who tf would be stupid enough to pick a fight with him to begin with
EvolvingEachDay on
Gaurentee you he was only doing the speed limit, and his asshat neighbour has no fucking clue what constitutes a dangerous speed when just watching a bike go past. He just heard the exhaust and thought “that must be too quick”.
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*I’ll attack the 6’3″, +230 pounds guy, I’m sure I’ll be fine*
🤡
Lmao guess all the comments in the other post with the “weird this starts right in the middle like it’s curated” comments were right.
Put the pitchforks away everyone not today
Also bold to square up with Alan. That’s not a small man to fuck with
Nobody messes with the Special Investigators.
“As a result, Alan crashed, falling off his motorcycle and suffering cuts and bruises, as well as a minor injury to his finger, our sources say.”
So basically self-defense. The neighbor picked the wrong guy to mess with.
This is why I keep saying I need more context.
Because I don’t want to be the part of a mob that ruin someone’s career.
I love when people stand up for themselves. I love when an asshole gets what’s coming to them.
All this has taught me is that we should always reserve judgement in these minor altercation cases because we as the public really don’t know. By the time we’ve pulled out our pitchforks and lit the torches the truth may be a complete 180 from what riled everyone up in the first place
He looked at Alan’s everything and really said “can you fight?” Lol
I would never show my face in public again if I was that neighbor dude
A similar situation in my neighborhood happened last weekend. Some kids were riding their dirt bikes (honestly, they are little assholes, but following all the road laws like stopping and weren’t speeding) but this old man started yelling at them so they flipped him off.
He proceeded to try to run them over with his truck and called the cops, who of course sided with old man even though several other adults were outside and witnessed the whole thing, he almost plowed into another group of kids (one of which was mine) that were riding their bikes around. My husband almost beat the shit out of that old dude. His response nearly killed someone simply because he was mad kids were on dirt bikes.
That neighbor cannot be in his right mind if he looked at a man built like a blonde rhinoceros and thought, sure, why not start some shit
Thank god… my guy Reacher approves

Alan has the right to defend himself then if the neighbor was the one who got physical. Case close.
I mean…..Alan has been one of the most surprisingly sane celebrities we’ve had in a hot minute. I couldn’t see him just getting physical in front of his kids to act all macho
Also, he was ahead guiding his boys on mini-bikes, so the neighbor’s claim of him speeding recklessly is kinda BS.
From the moment I read that the neighbor was constantly complaining about noise due to him riding through the neighborhood, I called shenanigans.
There are better ways to deal with that than approaching someone.
Also that video screamed “why were they filming?”
You picked a fight with jack reacher?!
I live adjacent to Brentwood and it is super NIMBY and not enough FAFO.
This actor happens to suffer from bipolar disorder and has been very public about his struggles. It may have contributed to this instant
Funny, because yesterday the narrative on Reddit was that Alan Ritchson is an out of control meathead. People love to spout off and pile on celebrities without getting the full context of their situation.
Thad came out
Crazy to see the difference in reactions between this, and Chappelle. Like, who reserved judgment for her?
So he was riding dangerously fast while out with his kids on mini bikes? Hmm! Even if that’s true call the fucking cops maybe?
Based on how the neighbor deceptively edited the video, I question the claim of speeding.
Arthur Curry taking care of business on land too.

Me @ Ritchson
If I ever start a completely unnecessary fight with my neighbor and the news description is that I was publicly “pulverized” in front of a bunch of kids, just bury me again lol
Maybe it’s a marketing campaign for Reacher? Who’s that dumb to pick a fight with a guy that big? I mean it doesnt mean big guy can fight but why risk it? 😂
I am pretty sure there is a longer video out there but that one will make the neighbour look even more dumb.
Sucks really bad that his kids had to sit there and watch this but Alan tried to leave, not sure what else he could have done besides punch the guy and gtfo of there
Who tf would be stupid enough to pick a fight with him to begin with
Gaurentee you he was only doing the speed limit, and his asshat neighbour has no fucking clue what constitutes a dangerous speed when just watching a bike go past. He just heard the exhaust and thought “that must be too quick”.