Ron Swanson ABSOLUTELY amassed an insanely large pile of gold either by earning it, or straight up mining it himself. I wouldn’t doubt he goes out to his own self-made mine and just pulls massive piles of precious ore when he feels like it. The rest of it is likely bonds since the U.S. is in perpetual war. Swanson just does it old school style. As that miner in The Ballad of Buster Scruggs, “I got you, Mr. Pocket”
Just set up the trust to only allow limited withdrawals, and the ability for them to deed that access in the event of their own passing; The kids get a safety net, without risking affluenza, and with proper investment or even just a long term savings account, the trust could be providing security without indulgence for generations
Protip to anyone reading this: don't do a will, collecting a will is a minefield of inheritance taxes and other regulations that'll subject your loved ones to years of fees and extra bills and in the end they'll get jack shit of what you left to them.
Instead here's what you do. Set up a trust and name who you want to recieve your stuff as the primary beneficiaries. When you die, ownership of the trust itself is transferred to the primary beneficiaries and no extra taxes are owed. You can do this with money, titles, assets, anything.
That's not how I grew up. My mom worked in the sewing factory and my dad was a roofer! Needless to say I bought my own first car by working at save a lot. Would have been nice to had a little bit of help. But my parents were poor! Now I work in a factory. Own no land because they sold it… And I refuse to have kids because of the situation. I grew up in! If I own my own property, had my own house. Sure. I'd be comfortable with children, but I don't. I went through six years college, just to live paycheck to paycheck. And I'm in such massive debt. That I can't even get on with my life yet. Because all I'm doing is paying debt. And I still ended up an electrician in a factory.
Most people don't actually need a will, state inheritance laws are generally fair (doesn't hurt to double check though) and the Government is gonna get their cut regardless of what the paperwork says. The only time you really need some official documentation is when you're leaving behind a BIG number. The kind of number that elicits the exact reactions in this clip.
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Is this parks and rec?
Ron Swanson would never lose the boar
Dude hated the government but worked for them. I never got that
Don’t like people like this u ain’t teaching nobody shii but being a stingy bum
i imagine Rons earning 6 figures and spending next to none of it as he has no expenses and all, so hes likely sitting on a couple million bucks
How loaded is this guy for 5% to be a deal breaker on a scale of Donald duck to Bruce Wayne
Ron Swanson ABSOLUTELY amassed an insanely large pile of gold either by earning it, or straight up mining it himself. I wouldn’t doubt he goes out to his own self-made mine and just pulls massive piles of precious ore when he feels like it. The rest of it is likely bonds since the U.S. is in perpetual war. Swanson just does it old school style. As that miner in The Ballad of Buster Scruggs, “I got you, Mr. Pocket”
Do we know how he did get that much money?
Just set up the trust to only allow limited withdrawals, and the ability for them to deed that access in the event of their own passing; The kids get a safety net, without risking affluenza, and with proper investment or even just a long term savings account, the trust could be providing security without indulgence for generations
He was so shocked he couldn't stand anymore😂😂
Dude put an bounty on himself
Protip to anyone reading this: don't do a will, collecting a will is a minefield of inheritance taxes and other regulations that'll subject your loved ones to years of fees and extra bills and in the end they'll get jack shit of what you left to them.
Instead here's what you do. Set up a trust and name who you want to recieve your stuff as the primary beneficiaries. When you die, ownership of the trust itself is transferred to the primary beneficiaries and no extra taxes are owed. You can do this with money, titles, assets, anything.
He should add in the will that this 5% should be split for each week over 20 years.
That's not how I grew up. My mom worked in the sewing factory and my dad was a roofer!
Needless to say I bought my own first car by working at save a lot.
Would have been nice to had a little bit of help. But my parents were poor!
Now I work in a factory. Own no land because they sold it…
And I refuse to have kids because of the situation. I grew up in!
If I own my own property, had my own house.
Sure. I'd be comfortable with children, but I don't.
I went through six years college, just to live paycheck to paycheck.
And I'm in such massive debt. That I can't even get on with my life yet. Because all I'm doing is paying debt.
And I still ended up an electrician in a factory.
Judging by the actors i can't help but wonder if Michael Schur wrote for whatever this show is. Name?
Imagine you T-BONE this guy after running a redlight just to find out he pays you out for it.
Basic boomer mentality:
“I don’t want to give my kids a better life than I had”
The children can only draw down on the estate for woodworking projects.
Lol! "Where's this lawyer you speak of?"
He is literally the reason why people kill for inheritance. He literally said you gotta kill him to get it just being his child is not enough.😂😂😂
Boomers are like "I want my child to work a shitty job 60+ hours a week so they can pay $2500 rent to teach them a lesson"
Most people don't actually need a will, state inheritance laws are generally fair (doesn't hurt to double check though) and the Government is gonna get their cut regardless of what the paperwork says. The only time you really need some official documentation is when you're leaving behind a BIG number. The kind of number that elicits the exact reactions in this clip.
I can’t help but see the two lawyers as the characters from the good place
What show is this from?