‘The Drama’ Director Kristoffer Borgli’s 2012 Essay on His Controversial Romance Resurfaces. The piece, written by Borgli, then 27, reflects on a recent relationship he had with a teenage girl (full translated text of the essay via The Hollywood Reporter)
What a cliché fucking loser. It’s so funny that every one of the many many many many males who carry on like this genuinely believes their grossness is ~different lmao.
Oof. That’s a prime example of how people justify their actions in their head
alex147147 on
Ooooof waaayyyy too many admiral mentions of Woody Allen for comfort 🤮
tgifpizza on
oh ew
Significant_Ad7605 on
Choosing Woody Allen is…a choice.

LezbianaGrande on

What the fuck did I just read…
OrangeFilmer on
Oh this is really BAD! This essay reads like him trying to rationalize and normalize his relationship with this high school girl 🤢
> I chose to listen to Woody over my friends
Insane thing to say yikes
Silver-Eye4569 on
He chose to listen to an accused child sexual abuser to confirm his relationship was cool. WTF.
Alanis2112 on

16_jz_999 on

thisisinfactpersonal on
Well that was gross
Beneficial-Drive-673 on
“Who couldn’t even vote”…
Miserable_Manner6331 on
Oh fuck no!!!!!!
saebyeokfika on
Welp there goes another movie to put on my never gonna watch list
DownInBowery on
Good God, what in the Humbert Humbert is this?!?! Why are men.
purplepotato_16 on
The first 2 screenshots were torturous but reading “I chose to listen to Woody over my friends” was my HARD stop. I can’t bear to read the last ones 🤢🤢
Glad_Pea_4871 on
what the fuck did I just read is this an essay about fucking a 17 year old all summer??
Treddit28 on
Disgusting!
ComprehensiveDoubt55 on
Try to sell your pedophilia by sealing it with appreciation and shared love of Woody Allen is a fucking CHOICE.
i just today wrote a review on letterboxd naming him my new favorite director (after sick of me) ….. oof
Shitty_Wingman on
“I chose Woddy Allen over my friends” fucking nasty. Also, he quotes Ghost World and Lost in Translation as May-December romances, but (arguably) neither of those were romances, and most definitely did either feature the older man sleeping with the teenager!
taketotheforest on
it’s literally so easy not to fuck teenagers. these men need to be locked up for their own safety as much as anyone else’s if this is a hurdle they fall at
Vroom_Vroom1265 on
WHAT’S WRONG WITH PEOPLE

lavenderbl0d on
Honestly as a survivor…. I fucking hate these freaks. These fucking pedophiles, and this industry and this society that allows this to happen and expects us to be okay with it.
To protect them. Fucking ghouls.
Miserable-Fan6 on
YIKES. The whole time he dances around that she’s SIXTEEN while using the most gag-worthy language known to man to describe it. Also romanticizing sneaking around her parents’ house while being 27??? Pathetic 🤢

chappiescappy on
It’s giving “Half His Age” – man thinks he’s a deep, tortured soul for dating a young girl, but turns out to be a loser in the end.
DavidC_M on
“I’m gonna write this clever little thing and I’ll try to sound hip and modern. And everyone will think of it as crafty and lighthearted. Never mind that the topic is me fucking an underage teenager. And the fact that I try to make my immoral relationship seem okay by following in the footsteps of a giant pariah like woody Allen.”
postmodern_emo on

Nofunorphan on
film bros are truly the worst
ExtremeBoth5341 on
You don’t understand she was mature for her age! /s
djavulensfitta on
like I need any more reasons to hate men today
PrinceofSneks on
Bad situation in the first place, but this is like a Trumpian terrible explanation.
pendragons on
I hate a lot of things about pedophilia, but this essay really highlights the violence of this particular kind (the “ebebophile” going after the “nearly legal” teens). It’s about influence and molding.
What I mean is, he could probably find a girl who is in her early 20s who is fairly physically similar to a 16 year old who had a very maturing puberty. He isn’t after her physical childishness the way the Humbert Humbert tween-fuckers are.
No, “my favourite films become her favourite films” is really telling. It’s cultural violence. This girl would not give him the time of day if they were the same age and he knows it, he knows she is cooler than him, and can’t stand it, so he centers himself. Her taste exists now to refine his own taste and give him the urbane chic he longs for. He wants to feel less mediocre so he inflicts his own shit taste on her. Probably negs her into watching Seinfeld (funny how all his cultural references are themselves pedophiles.)
The only way he can manage that influence over her is taking advantage of her sexual and romantic naivete. And it’s playing into the exact May-December cultural narratives he calls back to as reassuring for her, too, I bet — I remember being a pretentious and cool teenager and how excited I was when my friend’s dad, a professor and author, tried to seduce me. It proved I was an “old soul”, that I was “mature for my age” and “not like other girls”. I too loved Lost in Translation and Woody Allen and wanted to be the beautiful ingenue in those films. I loved student/teacher fanfiction from a certain series that will not be named. I could have written my own essay justifying it.
Needless to say having my life and tastes enveloped by an adult who is too excruciatingly lame to pull women his own age is not the positive and empowering experience I thought it was going to be. The pressure. The difference in needs and forcefulness compared to my same age boyfriends. The power over me – he had money, he could drive, he knew the way the world worked. That power was so much more important to him than my physical appearance.
I wish we could hear from the girl in the essay. For him it was a near-miss summer fling. For her it might have ruined her self esteem and changed her taste and self perception in a way that could be life ruining.
Anyway. Fuck this man and all men like him. We need radical youth empowerment, and pedophilia law reform, and a standard of 18 for statutory, worldwide.
Cool_Cry_9602 on
I was just telling my friend I wanted to see The Drama in theaters. I take that back, this pedo man will not be getting any of my money!
DifficultyWarming on
Can you imagine being one of the friends lol.
‘Hey bro you know you sound insane?’ “No way, woody Allen says this is normal, so, must be a new age thing that it’s not normal anymore.”
I’d be like cool so I’m going to report ya real quick, I’ll let her parents know too, let’s see what they all think about it, yeah?
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imstillhealing on
“She never laughed at my Seinfeld references” oh that’s fucking ironic.
Beepboop5698 on
ok well i guess i’ll be keeping my $12 and i won’t be watching the drama next week
SomethinCleHver on
Some gold level mental gymnastics there, dude. Choosing to listen to Woody Allen’s fictional account in a then 33 year old film over most of the people in his life… then publishing an essay on the decision like it’s some intellectual think piece. Ew.
quantumdreamqueen on
“I chose to listen to Woody over my friends” are some famous last words. This is so revolting. I hope that girl is okay now.
marigoldmilk on
Mind you he wrote and published this of his own accord thinking it was a good idea…
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No. No no no no no. No. No no. NO!
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What a cliché fucking loser. It’s so funny that every one of the many many many many males who carry on like this genuinely believes their grossness is ~different lmao.

Yikes
another hollywood pedo. wow im so shocked
https://preview.redd.it/zx7xlia3birg1.png?width=2079&format=png&auto=webp&s=ac39951c72bb260d511ac4b2a8c0cba2787660a7
Uh
Oof. That’s a prime example of how people justify their actions in their head
Ooooof waaayyyy too many admiral mentions of Woody Allen for comfort 🤮
oh ew
Choosing Woody Allen is…a choice.


What the fuck did I just read…
Oh this is really BAD! This essay reads like him trying to rationalize and normalize his relationship with this high school girl 🤢
> I chose to listen to Woody over my friends
Insane thing to say yikes
He chose to listen to an accused child sexual abuser to confirm his relationship was cool. WTF.


Well that was gross
“Who couldn’t even vote”…
Oh fuck no!!!!!!
Welp there goes another movie to put on my never gonna watch list
Good God, what in the Humbert Humbert is this?!?! Why are men.
The first 2 screenshots were torturous but reading “I chose to listen to Woody over my friends” was my HARD stop. I can’t bear to read the last ones 🤢🤢
what the fuck did I just read is this an essay about fucking a 17 year old all summer??
Disgusting!
Try to sell your pedophilia by sealing it with appreciation and shared love of Woody Allen is a fucking CHOICE.
https://preview.redd.it/82n71fmtdirg1.jpeg?width=1199&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c23fa3979b64308f7c02484bbeb52aa5f67916d5

i just today wrote a review on letterboxd naming him my new favorite director (after sick of me) ….. oof
“I chose Woddy Allen over my friends” fucking nasty. Also, he quotes Ghost World and Lost in Translation as May-December romances, but (arguably) neither of those were romances, and most definitely did either feature the older man sleeping with the teenager!
it’s literally so easy not to fuck teenagers. these men need to be locked up for their own safety as much as anyone else’s if this is a hurdle they fall at
WHAT’S WRONG WITH PEOPLE

Honestly as a survivor…. I fucking hate these freaks. These fucking pedophiles, and this industry and this society that allows this to happen and expects us to be okay with it.
To protect them. Fucking ghouls.
YIKES. The whole time he dances around that she’s SIXTEEN while using the most gag-worthy language known to man to describe it. Also romanticizing sneaking around her parents’ house while being 27??? Pathetic 🤢

It’s giving “Half His Age” – man thinks he’s a deep, tortured soul for dating a young girl, but turns out to be a loser in the end.
“I’m gonna write this clever little thing and I’ll try to sound hip and modern. And everyone will think of it as crafty and lighthearted. Never mind that the topic is me fucking an underage teenager. And the fact that I try to make my immoral relationship seem okay by following in the footsteps of a giant pariah like woody Allen.”

film bros are truly the worst
You don’t understand she was mature for her age! /s
like I need any more reasons to hate men today
Bad situation in the first place, but this is like a Trumpian terrible explanation.
I hate a lot of things about pedophilia, but this essay really highlights the violence of this particular kind (the “ebebophile” going after the “nearly legal” teens). It’s about influence and molding.
What I mean is, he could probably find a girl who is in her early 20s who is fairly physically similar to a 16 year old who had a very maturing puberty. He isn’t after her physical childishness the way the Humbert Humbert tween-fuckers are.
No, “my favourite films become her favourite films” is really telling. It’s cultural violence. This girl would not give him the time of day if they were the same age and he knows it, he knows she is cooler than him, and can’t stand it, so he centers himself. Her taste exists now to refine his own taste and give him the urbane chic he longs for. He wants to feel less mediocre so he inflicts his own shit taste on her. Probably negs her into watching Seinfeld (funny how all his cultural references are themselves pedophiles.)
The only way he can manage that influence over her is taking advantage of her sexual and romantic naivete. And it’s playing into the exact May-December cultural narratives he calls back to as reassuring for her, too, I bet — I remember being a pretentious and cool teenager and how excited I was when my friend’s dad, a professor and author, tried to seduce me. It proved I was an “old soul”, that I was “mature for my age” and “not like other girls”. I too loved Lost in Translation and Woody Allen and wanted to be the beautiful ingenue in those films. I loved student/teacher fanfiction from a certain series that will not be named. I could have written my own essay justifying it.
Needless to say having my life and tastes enveloped by an adult who is too excruciatingly lame to pull women his own age is not the positive and empowering experience I thought it was going to be. The pressure. The difference in needs and forcefulness compared to my same age boyfriends. The power over me – he had money, he could drive, he knew the way the world worked. That power was so much more important to him than my physical appearance.
I wish we could hear from the girl in the essay. For him it was a near-miss summer fling. For her it might have ruined her self esteem and changed her taste and self perception in a way that could be life ruining.
Anyway. Fuck this man and all men like him. We need radical youth empowerment, and pedophilia law reform, and a standard of 18 for statutory, worldwide.
I was just telling my friend I wanted to see The Drama in theaters. I take that back, this pedo man will not be getting any of my money!
Can you imagine being one of the friends lol.
‘Hey bro you know you sound insane?’ “No way, woody Allen says this is normal, so, must be a new age thing that it’s not normal anymore.”
I’d be like cool so I’m going to report ya real quick, I’ll let her parents know too, let’s see what they all think about it, yeah?

“She never laughed at my Seinfeld references” oh that’s fucking ironic.
ok well i guess i’ll be keeping my $12 and i won’t be watching the drama next week
Some gold level mental gymnastics there, dude. Choosing to listen to Woody Allen’s fictional account in a then 33 year old film over most of the people in his life… then publishing an essay on the decision like it’s some intellectual think piece. Ew.
“I chose to listen to Woody over my friends” are some famous last words. This is so revolting. I hope that girl is okay now.
Mind you he wrote and published this of his own accord thinking it was a good idea…
https://preview.redd.it/83q5h9jwyirg1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=67d43825ea9db2745856637e2d75ef83d7d89802
If someone were to write a parody of a 20-something navel gazing weirdo in the arts who is dating a teenager in 2012, it would read exactly like this.