Not a swifty disclaimer: I just live in London.

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  1. I will not stand for Denise Welch being referred to as “Matt Healy’s mum”. 

  2. PM_me_shiba_doggo on

    Sorry but this is the funniest bit of celeb information ever. This is the sort of stuff I live for.

  3. There’s a British lefty podcast I listen to that constantly jokes about how everyone in the UK is insane about trash bins, I starting to realize it’s not just some elaborate joke.

  4. Worldly-Customer3963 on

    Why is Matt Healy hated? I know next to nothing about him but he seems to always get shit on here. 

  5. balloongirl0622 on

    I really enjoy when celebrity drama is just shit like this. The mundanity of it is kind of a breath of fresh air

  6. worksinthetown on

    To be fair to the bin man, when you‘re a collector you spend your days looking at trash so it‘s pretty easy to spot.

  7. The only way this could get better is if Brent council replied and said they’ll collect his bins when he ceases being a cunt.

  8. rocketscientology on

    Honestly the funniest part of this is that Matty Healy lives in Brent. I’m assuming one of the nicer parts like Queen’s Park, but honestly you’d expect him to be somewhere trendier.

  9. Is this the reverse of the 50 Cent’s grandma making him take out the trash tweet???

  10. I am howling. I’d be absolutely mortified if my mum was fighting my battles at that age.

  11. Itsallsomagical on

    Oh Loveofhuns are going to have a field day with this. Field week? Field financial quarter, perhaps.

  12. “Yea, hi, I’m hoping you can collect the trash. That’s right, my son is trash, please collect him.”

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