Drag Queen Pattie Gonia calls out Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth: “Here’s me benching 130lbs with perfect form, with my dick tucked, you could never you little bitch”
Drag Queen Pattie Gonia calls out Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth: “Here’s me benching 130lbs with perfect form, with my dick tucked, you could never you little bitch”
Careful now Pattie, with the news about that woman’s husband you might be giving him the humiliation he’s looking for. I’m sorry but you know they play together.
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I simply never tire of Pattie Gonia content.
QueenRotidder on
Petey can bench 315 but can’t do a single pull-up? The math ain’t mathing.
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Yall think Pete sees these? God I hope so
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Gosh I love her so much!
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Love her
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She turns me on
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Ada_Pearce on
Pete cant even throw an axe without almost killing a musician so this tracks
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I love her. So much.
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Drag her (meaning Pete Kegseth)
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Someone pretend to call an ambulance we just witnessed a murder.
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Sincerely
Skeletor 💜
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Ugh YES PATTIE HOLY SHIT I would die to workout with the kween herself. Pete’s such a fucking loser bitch
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That just….that just….I think I REALLY needed to see this today. I have been struggling a lot after the debacle of the legislation coming down on our heads this TDOV.
Thank you Pattie. THANK YOU!
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If I was dragged this hard I would simply never be able to leave the house again
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If only ole petey had the ability to feel shame 😕
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Oh my gosh I love her.

Responsible-Curve869 on
hegseth’s entire brand is “alpha male who refuses to wash his hands” so getting publicly out-benched and out-classed by a drag queen in full glam is exactly the kind of poetic justice this year needed.
Maester_Bates on
I know most of you think the dick tucked thing is just a good punchline but I can tell you it is very uncomfortable and makes even basic tasks like walking and taking tequila shots much more difficult than normal.
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Pattie is our queen
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Love this!!!

Meanwhile, Pete Hegseth:

QUEEN SHIT
Careful now Pattie, with the news about that woman’s husband you might be giving him the humiliation he’s looking for. I’m sorry but you know they play together.
I simply never tire of Pattie Gonia content.
Petey can bench 315 but can’t do a single pull-up? The math ain’t mathing.
Yall think Pete sees these? God I hope so
Gosh I love her so much!
Love her
She turns me on

Pete cant even throw an axe without almost killing a musician so this tracks
I love her. So much.
Drag her (meaning Pete Kegseth)
Someone pretend to call an ambulance we just witnessed a murder.

*Processing img 8tigo0406msg1…*
Sincerely
Skeletor 💜
Ugh YES PATTIE HOLY SHIT I would die to workout with the kween herself. Pete’s such a fucking loser bitch


That just….that just….I think I REALLY needed to see this today. I have been struggling a lot after the debacle of the legislation coming down on our heads this TDOV.
Thank you Pattie. THANK YOU!
If I was dragged this hard I would simply never be able to leave the house again
If only ole petey had the ability to feel shame 😕
Oh my gosh I love her.

hegseth’s entire brand is “alpha male who refuses to wash his hands” so getting publicly out-benched and out-classed by a drag queen in full glam is exactly the kind of poetic justice this year needed.
I know most of you think the dick tucked thing is just a good punchline but I can tell you it is very uncomfortable and makes even basic tasks like walking and taking tequila shots much more difficult than normal.