Share Facebook Twitter LinkedIn Pinterest Bluesky Reddit Threads This UPS driver’s joke had me crying π #hopecore #hopeless #funny
@mahoganysoul001 on April 1, 2026 11:49 pm Literally just broke the matrix ππ€£β€οΈβπ₯ππ€£
@MAJIN.BUUUUU on April 1, 2026 11:52 pm It's because the ups higher ups always say to drive safe so you can go home to your family
@Sinkatze on April 1, 2026 11:53 pm βWhat do you do for a living? And is that part of your job?βWhat kind of NPC questions are these
@Ahrudmcmahoney12399 on April 1, 2026 11:56 pm The guy asked βwhy donβt all UPS drivers say the same thingβ NOT βwhy DO all UPS drivers say the same thing.β WTF. Yβall are dumb
@SecondLightning on April 1, 2026 11:59 pm They chipped the workers brains to automate a response??? π
@CensorshipIsTheft on April 2, 2026 12:05 am I'm the same way, I'm in a family-oriented company and I have no family of my ownπ
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whether i have to cry or laugh at this π₯²
He went to buy a milk πππ
oh snap thats the script? Ive been telling people the tah-tahs.
Lmaooooo
he said it naturally π ππ
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first thing that comes to my mind is that π must be the job
Literally just broke the matrix ππ€£β€οΈβπ₯ππ€£
He thought he was corporate checking on him… πππ
It's because the ups higher ups always say to drive safe so you can go home to your family
βWhat do you do for a living? And is that part of your job?β
What kind of NPC questions are these
He makes 140k a year. He doesnt cate
UPS drivers are usually some pretty good dudes.
I ain't got no kids bro…. Shit haven't said that since 2009
Cuz they all live with they mommy π
The guy asked βwhy donβt all UPS drivers say the same thingβ NOT βwhy DO all UPS drivers say the same thing.β WTF. Yβall are dumb
The way he says: βI aint got no kids broβ has me dying π
Thats part of the script π
They chipped the workers brains to automate a response??? π
Iβm dead π
I'm the same way, I'm in a family-oriented company and I have no family of my ownπ