I think separate bank accounts are a good idea even if you don’t have any money tbh
No_Pianist5264 on
lol he wasn’t wrong about the second one tho
theultimatefanatic on
god the drama press run gave me something to look forward too each morning tbh. props to zendaya’s disney pr training keeping this press run from going off the rails
I’ve been loving this press tour they’re both so much fun
jungfraulichkeit on
god he’s so babygirl
No-Shoulder6395 on
Weird men: *drool*
Weird women: “Has someone picked her yet?”
Lacabloodclot9 on
I’ve only seen the first twilight and heard bits of the rest of them but I really cannot imagine how anyone can be team Jacob, that man is a psychopath
AimlessClimber on
Anything he says *might* be true, but we will never know :). I love his wit.
Solarpowered-Couch on
With how invested Trump was in the Stewart-Pattinson relationship, I’m sure we’ll be getting a tweet any day now screaming for litigation since the “Twilight” endgame was confirmed rigged.
Unlucky-Macaroon-647 on
he’s been chaotic since his cedric diggory days. love rpattz
RaspberryWhiteClaw13 on
He’s so fucking funny
StuckWithThisOne on
Lmao. It’s funny cuz he banged a mermaid.
catnippedx on
Mermaid quote is even funnier if you’ve seen The Lighthouse
sadsackspinach on
Babies do smell delicious, especially ones you’re related to. A man who says his baby smells delicious is one I’m inclined to trust around babies. If I had a baby, I’d hand it to him and walk away.
rhinomayor on
Haha of course he prefers mermaids we all saw the lighthouse
Critical-Common9209 on
lol the last pic he’s gotta be high
makemeking706 on
I feel like the no sense of reality one is something that gets dropped in passing like this without too much consideration, but by the third act you’re like ‘this dude is fucking nuts.’
soapscaled on
He’s insane
Purple-Warning-2161 on
Poor guy is going to be taking his final breath and they’re going to ask him a vampire question.
Nonadventures on
Pattinson basically just makes movies so he can troll the promo junkets at this point.
DarkandLoomy on
As someone that was team jacob purely due to pre teen hormones that made horribly makeuped robert Pattinson look ugly. Yes there was team jacob mainly die to special effects and makeup and also hormones.
Also also werewolf did seem slightly cooler i mean they are giant wolves whilst im watching vampires walk fast come on
llaminaria on
They will certainly go down in the annals of history.
geezeslice333 on
This man is a treasure
Busy-Doughnut6180 on
Love this man and how he never dulls his English sense of humour for the US press/for print lol.
SneakyFire23 on
I want more cats
badcluesbears on
I wish all celebs were as silly and unknowable as RPatz
LACna on
Not gonna lie, he looks really good in these pics. He’s a ginger??
particledamage on
I do enjoy whatever is wrong with him, I must say
ralekibol on
Solid advice from the Batman himself
keine_fragen on
he neve really did it for me honestly, but he has been looking really fine on this press tour. the new dad glow?
bluebirdsmallbird on
omg chat we’re so back. I got lost during cat day 🥺 it’s scary out there
The director of this movie is super predatory so I’m gonna have to pass unfortunately. I was looking forward to it too but I’m not financially supporting that mf’s projects
coaldean on
I can’t wait to never hear about a pedophile’s movie again.
Indraga on
God, ever since I read his 2020 GQ kitchen interview, he’s struck me like a total Andy Kaufman-style agent of chaos. I can’t tell if he’s Batman or the joker sometimes.
FireflyBSc on
This is the exact same format as all The Onion’s fake interviews, and I love it.
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I think separate bank accounts are a good idea even if you don’t have any money tbh
lol he wasn’t wrong about the second one tho
god the drama press run gave me something to look forward too each morning tbh. props to zendaya’s disney pr training keeping this press run from going off the rails
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I’ve been loving this press tour they’re both so much fun
god he’s so babygirl
Weird men: *drool*
Weird women: “Has someone picked her yet?”
I’ve only seen the first twilight and heard bits of the rest of them but I really cannot imagine how anyone can be team Jacob, that man is a psychopath
Anything he says *might* be true, but we will never know :). I love his wit.
With how invested Trump was in the Stewart-Pattinson relationship, I’m sure we’ll be getting a tweet any day now screaming for litigation since the “Twilight” endgame was confirmed rigged.
he’s been chaotic since his cedric diggory days. love rpattz
He’s so fucking funny
Lmao. It’s funny cuz he banged a mermaid.
Mermaid quote is even funnier if you’ve seen The Lighthouse
Babies do smell delicious, especially ones you’re related to. A man who says his baby smells delicious is one I’m inclined to trust around babies. If I had a baby, I’d hand it to him and walk away.
Haha of course he prefers mermaids we all saw the lighthouse
lol the last pic he’s gotta be high
I feel like the no sense of reality one is something that gets dropped in passing like this without too much consideration, but by the third act you’re like ‘this dude is fucking nuts.’
He’s insane
Poor guy is going to be taking his final breath and they’re going to ask him a vampire question.
Pattinson basically just makes movies so he can troll the promo junkets at this point.
As someone that was team jacob purely due to pre teen hormones that made horribly makeuped robert Pattinson look ugly. Yes there was team jacob mainly die to special effects and makeup and also hormones.
Also also werewolf did seem slightly cooler i mean they are giant wolves whilst im watching vampires walk fast come on
They will certainly go down in the annals of history.
This man is a treasure
Love this man and how he never dulls his English sense of humour for the US press/for print lol.
I want more cats
I wish all celebs were as silly and unknowable as RPatz
Not gonna lie, he looks really good in these pics. He’s a ginger??
I do enjoy whatever is wrong with him, I must say
Solid advice from the Batman himself
he neve really did it for me honestly, but he has been looking really fine on this press tour. the new dad glow?
omg chat we’re so back. I got lost during cat day 🥺 it’s scary out there
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Dawg just says shit for fun lmao
Don’t forget
“FULL FRONTAL ON FACETIME”
and “I smell like crayons, to myself”
Adding
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He is one of my favorite celebrities full stop.
Hes getting precariously close to the pr cliff of quirky millenial quotes that almost killed JLaw
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The director of this movie is super predatory so I’m gonna have to pass unfortunately. I was looking forward to it too but I’m not financially supporting that mf’s projects
I can’t wait to never hear about a pedophile’s movie again.
God, ever since I read his 2020 GQ kitchen interview, he’s struck me like a total Andy Kaufman-style agent of chaos. I can’t tell if he’s Batman or the joker sometimes.
This is the exact same format as all The Onion’s fake interviews, and I love it.