Robert Pattinson and ‘The Drama’ press tour has led to some great quotes

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  1. lalalandbeforetime on

    I think separate bank accounts are a good idea even if you don’t have any money tbh

  2. Lacabloodclot9 on

    I’ve only seen the first twilight and heard bits of the rest of them but I really cannot imagine how anyone can be team Jacob, that man is a psychopath

  3. AimlessClimber on

    Anything he says *might* be true, but we will never know :). I love his wit.

  4. Solarpowered-Couch on

    With how invested Trump was in the Stewart-Pattinson relationship, I’m sure we’ll be getting a tweet any day now screaming for litigation since the “Twilight” endgame was confirmed rigged.

  5. sadsackspinach on

    Babies do smell delicious, especially ones you’re related to. A man who says his baby smells delicious is one I’m inclined to trust around babies. If I had a baby, I’d hand it to him and walk away.

  6. makemeking706 on

    I feel like the no sense of reality one is something that gets dropped in passing like this without too much consideration, but by the third act you’re like ‘this dude is fucking nuts.’ 

  7. Purple-Warning-2161 on

    Poor guy is going to be taking his final breath and they’re going to ask him a vampire question.

  8. Nonadventures on

    Pattinson basically just makes movies so he can troll the promo junkets at this point.

  9. DarkandLoomy on

    As someone that was team jacob purely due to pre teen hormones that made horribly makeuped robert Pattinson look ugly. Yes there was team jacob mainly die to special effects and makeup and also hormones.

    Also also werewolf did seem slightly cooler i mean they are giant wolves whilst im watching vampires walk fast come on

  10. Busy-Doughnut6180 on

    Love this man and how he never dulls his English sense of humour for the US press/for print lol. 

  11. keine_fragen on

    he neve really did it for me honestly, but he has been looking really fine on this press tour. the new dad glow?

  12. Don’t forget

    “FULL FRONTAL ON FACETIME”

    and “I smell like crayons, to myself”

  13. CalamineLube on

    Hes getting precariously close to the pr cliff of quirky millenial quotes that almost killed JLaw

  14. Sister_Winter on

    The director of this movie is super predatory so I’m gonna have to pass unfortunately. I was looking forward to it too but I’m not financially supporting that mf’s projects

  15. God, ever since I read his 2020 GQ kitchen interview, he’s struck me like a total Andy Kaufman-style agent of chaos. I can’t tell if he’s Batman or the joker sometimes.

  16. This is the exact same format as all The Onion’s fake interviews, and I love it.

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