In heartwarming news, Dildos have been flung at an ICE facility



Posted by HauteAssMess

48 Comments

  1. Idk man this feels really fucking useless and actually really gross considering how much sexual assault happens in these detainment centers.

  2. Why not chuck glitter bombs at them?! Less disgusting and a bitch to get out of everything.

  3. SloppiestOfSeconds on

    See I would start thinking this would be funny and a great idea… but man those sadistic fucks could use those sex toys in the worst possible way on innocent people in retaliation to this prank.

    Maybe it’s time for a different strategy. Idk, I’m not trying to ruffle feathers of the good guys.

  4. FutureEyeDoctor on

    Weird and accomplishes nothing. Same shit as doing aerobics in front of detention centres and calling it a protest. Just a load of nothing for social media clicks.

  5. bonerpalooza on

    This is such an expensive form of protest. Even cheap dildos aren’t that cheap when you only get to throw them once.

  6. BananasPineapple05 on

    Please let this be an ICE facility in Texas, where possession of dildos is considered illegal (right?).

  7. Devilsgospel1 on

    Soooo, is there somewhere I can donate dildos we don’t use anymore so they can specifically be thrown at ICE? Asking for a friend.

  8. mike_litoris18 on

    Ah yes I remember that’s also how the resistance groups fought back against the Nazis in the Warsaw ghetto. Who doesn’t remember the infamous Dildo Uprising.

  9. ifuaguyugetsauced on

    They still getting paid, still rounding up illegals. A whole lot of performative bs people love to do. 

  10. Accusations of ICE sexually assaulting detainees and their first thought is to throw dildos. How thoughtful….

  11. Call_Mee_Maybe on

    It’s so funny that they’re so afraid of picking them up and throwing them away, they’re just running around in a waddle like penguins as they simply kick them around

  12. “Dildos infiltrate ICE facility”

    Shouldn’t be too hard when it’s already filled with them

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