San Francisco has a new celebrity, Chonkers the Stellar sea lion, who lounges at Pier 39



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  1. _iridessence_ on

    I speak sea lion. Chonk is honking “my summer body is ready, bitches.”

  2. Picture being a self-conscious seal, coming out of the water to subathe for a little bit, and a bunch of on-lookers start yelling “chonkers” at you. #bodypositivity #justice4chonkers

  3. Particular-Degree905 on

    Unrelated, but I remember when I was little all of those platforms were filled to the brim with sea lions. You’d have to shout over the noise of their barking.

  4. Upset-Nothing1321 on

    Why is no one talking about the sea lion expert being named Laura GILL?

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  5. whichwitch9 on

    LOL

    I’ve been there, and to see him getting so much space is hilarious in it’s own right. Normally the sea lions don’t give af about invading others space. Chonkers is laying down the law

  6. Beneficial-Frame-6 on

    I’m thinking he is so lucky-he gives zero shits and all the others are actually probably super impressed by how huge he is. Lucky bastard! 😂

  7. Affectionate_Big9014 on

    Couldn’t have came up with a better name than Chonkers? SF can do better than that stupid name.

  8. Awww I used to work over at Pier 39. Perhaps I should go down there soon to pay a visit to Chonkers.

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