Brendan Fraser Is ‘Doing My Best’ for ‘Mummy 4’ Training: ‘Wish Me Luck’ to ‘Get This 57-Year-Old Gear in Shape’

> “We’re gonna get the band back together,” Fraser told Fallon. “The only way to do it. So, we are going to give the audience what they have been bothering all of us for, for the last twenty-whatever years.”

> “I was hopeful for a long while, and then I was like, ‘I don’t know if they are.’ Then other ‘Mummy’ movies got made,” Fraser said about his return to the franchise. “But listen, what we’re gonna do is saddle back up, go back to the locations — I should probably stop talking like this, because I don’t want to give everything away.”

> “Please wish me luck,” he said about his “Mummy 4” training. “I’m doing my best to get this 57-year-old gear in shape.”

Whale to Mummy would be a reverse Machinist to Batman

He needs that Hugh Jackman chicken holocaust and Tren diet

The amount of weight loss from The Whale to this is gonna make Christian Bale shit his pants.

You know, Harrison Ford came back to the Indiana Jones movies as a demonstrably older man. And whatever the problems we all have with Crystal Skull, his age and state of fitness aren’t on the list.

So I really, sincerely feel like Brendan Fraser should just give us Rick O’Connell, 25 years later. It’ll be fine.