Kevin Hart Roast: The Rock’s Best Zingers
Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson goes full beast mode at ‘The Roast of Kevin Hart,’ which is streaming on Netflix. The longtime pals and co-stars laughed hard as The Rock hit Kevin with zingers about his height, wife and late father.
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Damn the roast of Kevin hart happened and I couldn't even participate.
Here's some personal zingers that I wrote for Kevin hart.
1) "Dwayne Johnson has a tattoo above his ass that says "Rock bottom"….it always makes Kevin's dick go soft. Cuz Kevin would never hit rock bottom……. .TWICE in his lifetime.
2) Kevin is blacker than draymond green because he was given birth anal-ly. Which makes Kevin a crack baby.
That's why he always screams like a banshee. *Insert clip of breaking bad guy (bryan cranston) impersonating Kevin hart.
3) Kevin's the type of guy to look in the mirror and slap his own ass and call himself a shawty.
4) Kevin's so short his heart is pronounced without an e to save space, just a little "hart"
5) Kevin doesn't believe in wearing diamonds cuz he knows what "rock" hard means….
I have got more but this is it so far.
Will smith would’ve shot the rock💀💀
I thought it would be way funnier. The brady roast was way funnier
Katt (the REAL goat) destroyed!!! The Rock was probably so drunk he told the truth, Hollyweirdo's
Why haven't they done a Twins remake already?
My little chocolate baby bird.😂😂
KEEP MY WIFES NAME OUT OF YOUR FUCKEN MOUTH AND MY DAD 😂😂😂
The Rock: Hey Kevin
Kevin: hey what's up
Rock: shut up
😂😂😂
🤣
Damn rocky Johnson could have been mr Olympia,
Cringe AF
"A CHOCOLATE BABY BIRD"
-THE PEOPLE'S CHAMPION THE ROCK😂
Tony Hinchcliffe, Regina Hall & Katt Williams were the only funny roasters
Wheres Patrice O Neal and Greg Giraldo when you need em?
Eniko laughed REEEEAAAL hard at that "pretending to like Kevin" joke LMAO
Is that Howie mandell?
I was waiting for Nick Cannon, and he was not there, Nick would have roast the hell out of Kevin, I was disappointed he was not there
😂😂😂
Shane killed me with that little 2 20lb men comment about Kevin and Katt. Then he said Tayana was not funny at all. 😂😂😂
For entertainment purposes only* All of these people are either part of it or complicit in all of the pedophilia that exists within Hollywood and elsewhere around the world.
I get the gay jokes, but the 2026 Kevin Hart Roast was back to back gay and I felt uncomfortable after awhile trying to enjoy it. Like, who TF wants to keep hearing men keep talking about reeming a new ass*hole for a man!!!!!
When it comes to roasting no one does it better than the Rock. The Great one has been doing it for years in WWE.
This roast needed The Rock not Dwayne.
Gay
Hahaha 😂 someone needs to chew up his food and spit it in his mouth .. my little chocolate baby bird hahahahahaa
Ok Rock ..
Nice of Bautista to show up for Kevin.
Southpark making an episode of the rock and kevin heart.
Who tf watches the rock in a roast.
Not the Cochii Chair LMFAOOOOO
i've pretty exhausted by the rock these days, but its great knowing he probably wrote most this shit himself. he's always been like that.
I love the Rock, he’s so funny.
I’ll say it: Dwayne and Kevin make each other better. ❤️ 🍻 Love their brotherly dynamic and chemistry. 🥃 🪨