Braden Peters, “Clavicular” & “Cuban Tarzan” were given six months of probation and must perform 20 hours of community service which can not be livestreamed or monetized. They pleaded no contest. Both must go through wildlife and firearm safety courses.
I was really hoping they would be fed to the alligators 🙁
Also that tan suit isn’t doing what he thinks it’s doing
oiseaua20 on
Getting 20 hours of unmonetized community service is the absolute worst punishment you can give an influencer.
mary_poppins93 on
Wtf the judge is so hot 😆You couldn’t write this shit
LittleSodaPop13 on
Okay, so his not able to stream or monetize his community service is probably killing him.
LadyKT on

Upstairs_Freedom_360 on
This will not be the last appearance as a defendant for at least one of them. Keep your court suit ready weirdo
kitshobooutfit on
Maybe I’ve just read too many “troubled teen is made to do an extracurricular activity and finds his passion/direction” books (Surviving the Applewhites by Stephanie S. Tolan, A Week in the Woods by Andrew Clements), but I really hope this is a positive direction for him. Chef Tova’s recent article “I Met Clavicular, the Walking Recession Indicator” also discusses the perceived loss of male identity with the rise of financial independence of women, and I think this could give him an identity outside of self-harm and manosphere culture.
angelicbitch09 on
I know nothing about anyone or this situation but that judge….
Creepy-Wind1224 on
The judge doesn’t have to try hard to have a jawline meanwhile a dude named Clavicular does. Can he go away plsss?

AcanthocephalaLost36 on
I’ve never seen a handsome judge like that. 👀
Forward-Sky1437 on
Gee, way to hit ‘em where it hurts. 🙄
MidRanger21 on
The judge with a jawline that clavicle would kill for
rirski on
20 hours? So only half of one normal work week?
queen_mantis on
For someone obsessed with looks he can’t dress for shhh. Thats a terrible suit!
nottodaybibi on
Respectfully, WHAT the everloving fuck. That judge is one of the most beautiful white men I have ever laid eyes on. What in Alain Delon is going on, who is that stunning man
mischiefmanaged687 on
I need deets on the judge. Is he single? Is he straight? The guy is HAWT.
lavatec on
Probation should have been at least a year, and community service should have been way more hours too. 20 hours is literally half a week of work, that’s nothing, especially for someone who doesn’t even have a job
AnthonyMackiesBitch on
Dude needs to style mog that tan suit is doing nothing for his red undertone
MorgaineDulac on
That judge is devastating
you_dont_know_me27 on
You know how some men grow a beard to hide their jawline or how some grow a beard to style it to make it look like they have a better jawline than they do(looking at you Bilzerian)?
This judge has a beard that accentuates his jawline. Jawline mogging tf outta Clavicular and that’s gotta hurt almost as much as community service without livestreaming it. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
butiamthechosenone on
20 hrs of community service isn’t even a full week’s worth of work 🙄
crystal_clear24 on
I am looking at the judge, respectfully of course 👀
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he’s so upset the judge mogged him
https://preview.redd.it/vyhibcybbk1h1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6a879bdb1731a6268121454a6343f877d5e5c854
I was really hoping they would be fed to the alligators 🙁
Also that tan suit isn’t doing what he thinks it’s doing
Getting 20 hours of unmonetized community service is the absolute worst punishment you can give an influencer.
Wtf the judge is so hot 😆You couldn’t write this shit
Okay, so his not able to stream or monetize his community service is probably killing him.

This will not be the last appearance as a defendant for at least one of them. Keep your court suit ready weirdo
Maybe I’ve just read too many “troubled teen is made to do an extracurricular activity and finds his passion/direction” books (Surviving the Applewhites by Stephanie S. Tolan, A Week in the Woods by Andrew Clements), but I really hope this is a positive direction for him. Chef Tova’s recent article “I Met Clavicular, the Walking Recession Indicator” also discusses the perceived loss of male identity with the rise of financial independence of women, and I think this could give him an identity outside of self-harm and manosphere culture.
I know nothing about anyone or this situation but that judge….
The judge doesn’t have to try hard to have a jawline meanwhile a dude named Clavicular does. Can he go away plsss?

I’ve never seen a handsome judge like that. 👀
Gee, way to hit ‘em where it hurts. 🙄
The judge with a jawline that clavicle would kill for
20 hours? So only half of one normal work week?
For someone obsessed with looks he can’t dress for shhh. Thats a terrible suit!
Respectfully, WHAT the everloving fuck. That judge is one of the most beautiful white men I have ever laid eyes on. What in Alain Delon is going on, who is that stunning man
I need deets on the judge. Is he single? Is he straight? The guy is HAWT.
Probation should have been at least a year, and community service should have been way more hours too. 20 hours is literally half a week of work, that’s nothing, especially for someone who doesn’t even have a job
Dude needs to style mog that tan suit is doing nothing for his red undertone
That judge is devastating
You know how some men grow a beard to hide their jawline or how some grow a beard to style it to make it look like they have a better jawline than they do(looking at you Bilzerian)?
This judge has a beard that accentuates his jawline. Jawline mogging tf outta Clavicular and that’s gotta hurt almost as much as community service without livestreaming it. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
20 hrs of community service isn’t even a full week’s worth of work 🙄
I am looking at the judge, respectfully of course 👀
https://preview.redd.it/jx2wb2kqfk1h1.jpeg?width=505&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a1a36c686085e24bf951d0736824edd6f34c0e32
That judge tho

Sentence me daddy
first the hot interviewer and now the hot judge. truly cinema.
That judge is hot as fuck. Throw the book at me, daddy.
The judge being that hot is frying me. Like it probably bugs them even more being sentenced by a beefcake lmao