Jon Stewart Predicts ‘Joyful Noise’ When Trump Is Finally Gone
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Jon Stewart Predicts ‘Joyful Noise’ When Trump Is Finally Gone
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Late-night host Jon Stewart has delivered a statesmanlike speech on how he believes voters will feel when they finally “repudiate” the stranger-than-reality TV show that is the second Donald Trump administration.
“I mean this from the bottom of my heart—not just for this show, but for the country,” Stewart told fellow host Stephen Colbert in a guest appearance before Colbert’s Late Show franchise is retired by CBS.
“The day, the day—oh people, close your eyes and dream—the day that the electorate in this great nation we call home repudiates this putrid administration, the day that happens, my brother!” Stewart said, to rousing cheers from Colbert’s studio audience.
Read the full story, [here](https://www.thedailybeast.com/obsessed/daily-shows-jon-stewart-predicts-joyful-noise-when-donald-trump-is-finally-gone/).
Indeed there will be
The Big Beautiful Funeral
Where is he getting this information that it will happen? Not one thing that is empirical would help me believe once again this is just for comedy
I was walking on homemade stilts the moment I was told Elvis died. I was watching SNL when I found out Princess Diana died in a car crash. I was watching the news getting my daughter ready for her first day of kindergarten when the first plane hit the WTC on Sept 11th. I don’t know where I’ll be when I hear the glorious news, but I know I’ll remember it for the rest of my days. I don’t drink, but I have an expensive bottle of champagne that was gifted to me, at the ready.
I’ll be warbling in the street
I have realised there is a brand of American who desperately wants to pretend this is a temporary confusion from voters.
They truly think it’s a blip and one day it will simply go back to normal. Despite all evidence showing a permanent abandonment of democracy by republicans in southern states.
They are not coming back – in fact its clear they never really believed in America anyway.
It’s so exhausting that people still think Trump supporters can be saved, and they don’t realise it’s a war.
He WAS gone and idiots wanted him back.
I’m gonna take off work and get drunk as shit.
That scene in wicked where everyone rushes out of their homes singing “she’s dead” …just saying I’m going to recreate that
I’m making music for the after party
It will be years unraveling the damage he’s done…
It’ll be a bigger celebration than the 250 year anniversary of this shithole.
They’re gonna have to hide his grave like Genghis Khan to prevent it from being covered in piss and shit 24/7
If I’m asleep when it happens, take a bullhorn and blast me awake.
the simultaneous popping of corks will be so great, it may cause the earth to physically skip some seconds.
Biology remains undefeated
I have a moderately priced bottle of champagne ready for the day
Fireworks are on standby
But they never will. They will just rot thru there putrid skin
I’ve been practicing “Ding Dong the Witch is Dead” for a over a decade now.
I’ll be running down the street with a tambourine in one hand and champagne in the other!
Elections? Starlink says no dice.
Biology maybe.
FIREWORKS. EVEYONE NEEDS TO HAVE RED WHITE AND BLUE FIREWORKS ON DECK TO SHOW THESE PEOPLE HOW WE REALLY FEEL. I’LL QUOTE THE PRESIDENT AND SAY “I’M GLAD HE’S DEAD”. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!
Tears in my eyes.
I’m openly celebrating that day. I’m going to party like I haven’t in a long time.
Times Square will look like New Year’s Eve ten seconds before the ball drops.