✨️ 16 years ago, Playboy Magazine publishes the infamous John Mayer interview where he describese his ex Jessica Simpson as “sexual nepalm” while still dating Jennifer Aniston and drops the HARD N word ✨️
John Mayer is trash. It was aggravating to read in Jessica’s autobiography how poorly he treated her. She was already at a low point in her life with alcohol abuse, then she got involved with this dickhead.
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I get this interview is with Playboy and is going to be super raunchy/over the top to sell, but this interview makes Mayer seem like one of the most repulsive specimens I have ever had the displeasure of reading about. I am now instantly judging anyone who has dated him…
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every woman mentioned in this interview — but especially holly robinson peete, karyn parsons, and kerry washington — deserve reparations for this nonsense
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Its horrifying that we live in a society that produces men like this. And this is not even an exceptionally heinous dude. Like its a depressingly regular dude. The PM on my project at work is like this.
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He’s always sucked in interviews.
He wasn’t cancelled- he became a legitimate musician— grew beyond pop.
I don’t care for him, but he’s far from cancelled
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We’re really glossing over the use of the F slur here, too. The white supremacist dick line….
This may actually be one of the most disgusting interviews I’ve ever read. I’m absolutely disgusted by the levels of disrespect and hate that are conveyed here.
Where the fuck do guys like this get the audacity from? To talk about how you’re in a problem because you made a woman breakfast the next morning after having ‘5 vaginal orgasms’ and her thinking ‘wow i love this guy’ and you love the love she has for you? Then it’s now a problem because you’ve led her on but “don’t want her to think you’re led her on”?!

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I’m not going to speak for the entire black delegation but was John Mayer really on the list of white singers black people love? Off the top of my head, I know of Teena Marie, Celine Dion, Adele, Kelly Clarkson, Hayley from Paramore..i have never seen his name on those lists.
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Jessica Simpson touches upon on this in her memoir, saying she felt disrespected, humiliated and angry.
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Sounds like quite an interview…
Sweet baby jesus
My god

The fact that this is in the Kelly Bensimon cover is even funnier….
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Why would he say any of this lmao
I know that I’m old because I legit remember when this came out lol. I was grossed out by it then, and I’m grossed out by it now. Eww 😷

I suddenly feel the need to go upstairs and kiss my husband and thank him for never uttering this combination of words out loud.
Jesus Christ. I knew it was bad but I forgot how bad.
To this day, I wonder what Holly Robinson Peete and Kerry Washinton’s faces looked like after reading this

“When I’m fucking you, I’m trying to fuck every man who’s ever fucked you… but in his ass”
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And he’s kinda remained canceled ever since. Why did that stick for John and no one else?
Is this a safe space to share that I have no idea what he means by “sexual napalm”
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This is camp! My goodness. He’s not in on the joke but it’s so funny in hindsight.
Very weird.

God it’s even worse than I remembered
I feel the need to take another shower after reading that. I’ve never been a fan of his, now I am completely grossed out.

What a weirdo. And just happily, voluntarily spewing it all.
with KELLY BENSIMON on the cover lmfaooooo
What did Jennifer Aniston (or any woman for that manner) see in this douchebag?? He talked like an 18 year old manosphere influencer.

“I’ve got a Benetton heart and a David Duke cock”

He never got the hate he deserved for that David Duke c*ck comment 🙃
if john mayer has no haters I am six feet deep.
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i think this is the first time i read more than just a random quote here and there. somehow, i’m even more disgusted.
And 16 years later I*still* don’t know what that’s supposed to mean, like isn’t napalm bad???
I remember when he said his dick was a white supremacist. Then so is the rest of your body John.
He really thought that being super edgy in an interview would make up for his painfully middle-of-the-road music.
None of the words are in the bible
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Hey ladies can you even imagine a man who is so insanely incredible he gives you FIVE vaginal orgasms and then, unbelievably, makes breakfast.
“You gave me five vaginal orgasms”
Okay, sure.
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It’s a bad day to know how to read.
John Mayer is trash. It was aggravating to read in Jessica’s autobiography how poorly he treated her. She was already at a low point in her life with alcohol abuse, then she got involved with this dickhead.
I get this interview is with Playboy and is going to be super raunchy/over the top to sell, but this interview makes Mayer seem like one of the most repulsive specimens I have ever had the displeasure of reading about. I am now instantly judging anyone who has dated him…
every woman mentioned in this interview — but especially holly robinson peete, karyn parsons, and kerry washington — deserve reparations for this nonsense
Its horrifying that we live in a society that produces men like this. And this is not even an exceptionally heinous dude. Like its a depressingly regular dude. The PM on my project at work is like this.
He’s always sucked in interviews.
He wasn’t cancelled- he became a legitimate musician— grew beyond pop.
I don’t care for him, but he’s far from cancelled

We’re really glossing over the use of the F slur here, too. The white supremacist dick line….
This may actually be one of the most disgusting interviews I’ve ever read. I’m absolutely disgusted by the levels of disrespect and hate that are conveyed here.
Where the fuck do guys like this get the audacity from? To talk about how you’re in a problem because you made a woman breakfast the next morning after having ‘5 vaginal orgasms’ and her thinking ‘wow i love this guy’ and you love the love she has for you? Then it’s now a problem because you’ve led her on but “don’t want her to think you’re led her on”?!

I’m not going to speak for the entire black delegation but was John Mayer really on the list of white singers black people love? Off the top of my head, I know of Teena Marie, Celine Dion, Adele, Kelly Clarkson, Hayley from Paramore..i have never seen his name on those lists.
Jessica Simpson touches upon on this in her memoir, saying she felt disrespected, humiliated and angry.