This interview would ruin his music career leading him to become Andy Cohen's playtoy in order to pay the bills. His body is a wonderland indeed

    Posted by Dismal-Purpose-6123

    Share.

    48 Comments

    1. Zestyclose_Koala_593 on

      The fact that this is in the Kelly Bensimon cover is even funnier….

    2. Opening-Shape-762 on

      I know that I’m old because I legit remember when this came out lol. I was grossed out by it then, and I’m grossed out by it now. Eww 😷

    3. ButterMyPancakesPlz on

      I suddenly feel the need to go upstairs and kiss my husband and thank him for never uttering this combination of words out loud.

    4. Outlandishness_Know on

      To this day, I wonder what Holly Robinson Peete and Kerry Washinton’s faces looked like after reading this

      ![gif](giphy|TgKDmGO9NrNqg37bgE)

    5. Woopsied00dle on

      “When I’m fucking you, I’m trying to fuck every man who’s ever fucked you… but in his ass”

    6. millennialforced on

      And he’s kinda remained canceled ever since. Why did that stick for John and no one else?

    7. Specific_Carob4461 on

      Is this a safe space to share that I have no idea what he means by “sexual napalm”

    8. tigerinvasive on

      This is camp! My goodness. He’s not in on the joke but it’s so funny in hindsight.

    9. ViolyntFemme on

      I feel the need to take another shower after reading that. I’ve never been a fan of his, now I am completely grossed out.

    10. Proper-Sentence2544 on

      ![gif](giphy|8RGeLkMFADMfEUso91)

      What a weirdo. And just happily, voluntarily spewing it all.

    11. RoseBeach123 on

      What did Jennifer Aniston (or any woman for that manner) see in this douchebag?? He talked like an 18 year old manosphere influencer.

    12. Sensitive_Ad_1752 on

      “I’ve got a Benetton heart and a David Duke cock”

      ![gif](giphy|k2A4gzRxDL4GI)

    13. ThickConfusion1318 on

      He never got the hate he deserved for that David Duke c*ck comment 🙃

      if john mayer has no haters I am six feet deep.

    14. Dapper_Ad_8402 on

      i think this is the first time i read more than just a random quote here and there. somehow, i’m even more disgusted.

    15. DaphneAruba on

      And 16 years later I*still* don’t know what that’s supposed to mean, like isn’t napalm bad???

    16. omgicanteven22 on

      I remember when he said his dick was a white supremacist. Then so is the rest of your body John.

    17. He really thought that being super edgy in an interview would make up for his painfully middle-of-the-road music.

    18. Hey ladies can you even imagine a man who is so insanely incredible he gives you FIVE vaginal orgasms and then, unbelievably, makes breakfast.

    19. John Mayer is trash. It was aggravating to read in Jessica’s autobiography how poorly he treated her. She was already at a low point in her life with alcohol abuse, then she got involved with this dickhead.

    20. I get this interview is with Playboy and is going to be super raunchy/over the top to sell, but this interview makes Mayer seem like one of the most repulsive specimens I have ever had the displeasure of reading about. I am now instantly judging anyone who has dated him…

    21. every woman mentioned in this interview — but especially holly robinson peete, karyn parsons, and kerry washington — deserve reparations for this nonsense

    22. ready-for-revolution on

      Its horrifying that we live in a society that produces men like this. And this is not even an exceptionally heinous dude. Like its a depressingly regular dude. The PM on my project at work is like this.

    23. filtersweep on

      He’s always sucked in interviews.

      He wasn’t cancelled- he became a legitimate musician— grew beyond pop.

      I don’t care for him, but he’s far from cancelled

    24. We’re really glossing over the use of the F slur here, too. The white supremacist dick line….

      This may actually be one of the most disgusting interviews I’ve ever read. I’m absolutely disgusted by the levels of disrespect and hate that are conveyed here.

      Where the fuck do guys like this get the audacity from? To talk about how you’re in a problem because you made a woman breakfast the next morning after having ‘5 vaginal orgasms’ and her thinking ‘wow i love this guy’ and you love the love she has for you? Then it’s now a problem because you’ve led her on but “don’t want her to think you’re led her on”?!

      ![gif](giphy|cGgII3vqoCfcawJFIl)

    25. crystal_clear24 on

      I’m not going to speak for the entire black delegation but was John Mayer really on the list of white singers black people love? Off the top of my head, I know of Teena Marie, Celine Dion, Adele, Kelly Clarkson, Hayley from Paramore..i have never seen his name on those lists.

    26. TechnicianFabulous36 on

      Jessica Simpson touches upon on this in her memoir, saying she felt disrespected, humiliated and angry.