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    1. This is why I hate sales men ..they lie to get more money .. it is a "dirty" job and nobody has to do it .. he was so happy that he ripped people off ..we paid $900 and sold it for $2200 .. greed is all I see with that statement

    2. If a car salesman came out to me while I was looking at a car, I just walk away, because years ago a car salesman came up to me while I was looking at the car, & said hop in a we will take it for a test drive. The salesman couldn't stop talking about the car, he turned on the radio & said the sound is very good, then he turned up the volume of the radio, when we returned to the dealership I parked the car & just left the dealership, because the first thing that came to mind was what was he trying to hide & why was he going on so much about the cars sound system.

    3. I had a customer come in with his daughter to buy her a car for graduation.
      She tried and drove EVERY car model in town.
      All the other salesmen were done trying so they got passed to me.

      I asked her if there was something missing, she said yes and described it to me.

      This was in 99.
      She described me a car bra.
      She ended up getting a pewter Z28 Camaro t-tops with a damn bra on it. The dad paid cash and gave me a tip on top of my bonus.
      A bra and no salesmen in all of Amarillo couldn't figure it out.

    4. Did I catch that scam right? Hank pretends to be hard of hearing, asks stabler for the price of the car, stabler yells $4200, but it actually cost them $900. Fucking genius.