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julien_091003 on June 5, 2026 7:35 am This guy is a damn vampire, or rather the whole family… German roots
YesterdayOk1197 on June 5, 2026 11:56 am There ain’t no way this guy will survive if he goes to prison lmfao. But all pedophiles need it.
SuburbanDogMum on June 5, 2026 5:13 pm I just finished the book “London Falling” and now I’m so suspicious of this….maybe he ran away from someone heating up knives? IYKYK
Aggravating_Yak_1006 on June 5, 2026 7:20 pm I have two theories: 1. William did it. Idk he hits ppl I’ve heard. 2. Andy the Paedo tried to off himself but fell and pussed out.
joxx67 on June 5, 2026 8:59 pm https://preview.redd.it/78lnj0h23j5h1.jpeg?width=1638&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f86291dde86afc370c4c7789236a14742312f2ae
Shoddy-Poet3012 on June 5, 2026 9:42 pm Maybe his cleaner found some new use for the mop or better still one of his bodyguards got sick of being spoken down to.
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Looking like that terrifying pic of his daddy
Eh good.
This guy is a damn vampire, or rather the whole family… German roots
it hurts mumsy
Poor chap…said no-one…
He probably paid for someone to give him a spanking
Well my goodness. Anyway.
I’m hearing the word…
“Nonce”
There ain’t no way this guy will survive if he goes to prison lmfao. But all pedophiles need it.
Karma
He is a first class scumbag, he knocks me sick
I wonder if he was thrown while riding.
I just finished the book “London Falling” and now I’m so suspicious of this….maybe he ran away from someone heating up knives? IYKYK
I have two theories:
1. William did it. Idk he hits ppl I’ve heard.
2. Andy the Paedo tried to off himself but fell and pussed out.
https://preview.redd.it/78lnj0h23j5h1.jpeg?width=1638&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f86291dde86afc370c4c7789236a14742312f2ae
Maybe his cleaner found some new use for the mop or better still one of his bodyguards got sick of being spoken down to.
Maybe he could ask his friend Donnie for make up tips