Cardi B shares how she brought her purse into Madison Square Garden during last night’s NBA Finals game despite there being a bag ban: “I put it up my butt …Rikers style”

I’m so overtired I read Madison Square Garden as Madison Beer. I was like wow this is off brand for Madison Beer to say, and also isn’t she a little irrelevant for faux moi?

Lmao. But yeah I assumed that VIPs would get an exemption from the no bags rule

lmaooo i never get tired of her silly ass self 💞

Of course. Cmdr William Riker rarely attended “no weapons” diplomatic meetings with the Cardassians without a phaser surreptitiously stuck up his arse in case things went sideways. This is why he had to keep his back perfectly straight when getting into chairs.

Whose instagram post is this? I can’t find it

CMON COACH LET ‘ER PLAAAAY

real

my cousin once smuggled snacks rikers style too

Sir Charles Barkley would say something about Cardi D hidin’ ‘ em