Nothing unites politicians quite like discovering a problem and immediately introducing the previous administration as a character in the story.
BewareOfGrom on
This reads like an Onion headline.
SilverSpoon1463 on
He’s so enamored by Obama, he wishes so much he could be Obama, all he can do for is image is loathe Obama because he knows he will never be what Obama is.
He’s such a pisswank because he knows he’s a lesser man and refuses to accept that.
Previous_Charge_5752 on
If the bubblers are supposed to clean the pool, why were crews dumping hydrogen peroxide into the pool?
marke0110 on
A genuine, unironic “Thanks, Obama” in the year 2026 is *crazy*.
SkullheadMary on
How come this still works? His base are zombies.
FencerOnTheRight on
Love that Obama invented photosynthesis just to fuck with Trump 😄
platocplx on
14 million where reality contractor probably pocketed at least 12 of it and did the cheapest shit possible. The only way the reflecting pool doesn’t have all these issues is by actually having the water running and filters etc lol. Idk wtf they thought draining and painting would even do
platocplx on
14 million where reality contractor probably pocketed at least 12 of it and did the cheapest shit possible. The only way the reflecting pool doesn’t have all these issues is by actually having the water running and filters etc lol. Idk wtf they thought draining and painting would even do
14 million where reality contractor probably pocketed at least 12 of it and did the cheapest shit possible. The only way the reflecting pool doesn’t have all these issues is by actually having the water running and filters etc lol. Idk wtf they thought draining and painting would even do
palswithpikachu on
Obama and Biden living rent free in his mind. His mind is empty too, so lots of room for them to spread out!
Bruzur on

OneStarParadox on
Hire Oklahoma contractors, get Oklahoma results
Look at that state and how they rank in everything while they borrow, borrow, and never balance their budget.
It’s an incompetent state and the only reason Oklahoma contractors got the job is because of Markwayne Mullin who sucks.
> The nanobubbler technology has successfully destroyed the algae bloom that has plagued every pool reopening since 1922, most infamously, the Obama pool reopening that resulted in massive algae clumps taking over the pool’s surface,” the spokesperson said.
And they didn’t know this WHY? This should have been included in the scope when putting together the proposal for painting.
ETA: reddit update breaking my quotes making me PTFO
CougarWriter74 on
Ope they changed it up and blamed it on someone besides Biden this time!
The-Manque on
Everything Trump touches turns piss-yellow.
ooomellieooo on
Incredible. When is this country going to grow up.
Skate_faced on

wangd00dle on

laminatedbean on
ODS
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robo-dragon on
Republican: *stubs toe* “Arrrg! Thanks Obama!!”
AlfredRWallace on
Obama Derangement Syndrome is real.
robo-dragon on
Obama derangement syndrome
CAL0G156 on
Obama Derangement Syndrome
looselylawless on
Why Obama and not Biden? Is shit for brains and his crew forgetting what year it is?
in_animate_objects on
I’m sure it had nothing to do with the fact that they (Trump) painted the bottom a dark blue that attracts more heat and there for more algae, no I’m sure it was Obama
ViolettaQueso on
Haha Trump must’ve seen Obama’s gorgeous Chicago Community Center, Park, Museum, Gallery, Library which opens this Thursday and decided Obama needed to own Trump’s Big Green Disaster.
This is all Trump-he didn’t shut up and took full credit for it until day two when it turned green & chunky.
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Every fucking thing that happens under their watch is someone else’s fault
May as well run the White House sewers into the pond.
I wonder if The Onion readership is down since we are living in this suck-ass reality?
this isnt the onion… ?

How long before we have the national guard patroling the reflection pool for aggressive algae
Obama has been out of the White House for nearly ten years.
Rent. Free.
https://i.redd.it/yz9abhdrwn7h1.gif
don’t forget about Biden making him shid his pants.
Legit thought this was a r/theonion post
Ten free years of rent. Thanks, Obama!
https://preview.redd.it/eoua1a3jxn7h1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7e76adc8558ce97ef11c8403ca8d6163c6feb58e
I called it yesterday: https://www.reddit.com/r/SipsTea/s/Ot5RkcVGI5
What was the point of the reno again?
Nothing unites politicians quite like discovering a problem and immediately introducing the previous administration as a character in the story.
This reads like an Onion headline.
He’s so enamored by Obama, he wishes so much he could be Obama, all he can do for is image is loathe Obama because he knows he will never be what Obama is.
He’s such a pisswank because he knows he’s a lesser man and refuses to accept that.
If the bubblers are supposed to clean the pool, why were crews dumping hydrogen peroxide into the pool?
A genuine, unironic “Thanks, Obama” in the year 2026 is *crazy*.
How come this still works? His base are zombies.
Love that Obama invented photosynthesis just to fuck with Trump 😄
14 million where reality contractor probably pocketed at least 12 of it and did the cheapest shit possible. The only way the reflecting pool doesn’t have all these issues is by actually having the water running and filters etc lol. Idk wtf they thought draining and painting would even do
14 million where reality contractor probably pocketed at least 12 of it and did the cheapest shit possible. The only way the reflecting pool doesn’t have all these issues is by actually having the water running and filters etc lol. Idk wtf they thought draining and painting would even do
https://preview.redd.it/bm1nut2wyn7h1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=305789584cb085c9c01b5692f7cabdf7fe0c9d62
14 million where reality contractor probably pocketed at least 12 of it and did the cheapest shit possible. The only way the reflecting pool doesn’t have all these issues is by actually having the water running and filters etc lol. Idk wtf they thought draining and painting would even do
Obama and Biden living rent free in his mind. His mind is empty too, so lots of room for them to spread out!

Hire Oklahoma contractors, get Oklahoma results
Look at that state and how they rank in everything while they borrow, borrow, and never balance their budget.
It’s an incompetent state and the only reason Oklahoma contractors got the job is because of Markwayne Mullin who sucks.
Rent free
Thanks Obama!
https://preview.redd.it/c4giko220o7h1.jpeg?width=1112&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dbaf4e22941c5fb759678a78525cb87f121fc616
ODS
Shit my pants, Obama did it.
> The nanobubbler technology has successfully destroyed the algae bloom that has plagued every pool reopening since 1922, most infamously, the Obama pool reopening that resulted in massive algae clumps taking over the pool’s surface,” the spokesperson said.
And they didn’t know this WHY? This should have been included in the scope when putting together the proposal for painting.
ETA: reddit update breaking my quotes making me PTFO
Ope they changed it up and blamed it on someone besides Biden this time!
Everything Trump touches turns piss-yellow.
Incredible. When is this country going to grow up.


ODS

Republican: *stubs toe* “Arrrg! Thanks Obama!!”
Obama Derangement Syndrome is real.
Obama derangement syndrome
Obama Derangement Syndrome
Why Obama and not Biden? Is shit for brains and his crew forgetting what year it is?
I’m sure it had nothing to do with the fact that they (Trump) painted the bottom a dark blue that attracts more heat and there for more algae, no I’m sure it was Obama
Haha Trump must’ve seen Obama’s gorgeous Chicago Community Center, Park, Museum, Gallery, Library which opens this Thursday and decided Obama needed to own Trump’s Big Green Disaster.
This is all Trump-he didn’t shut up and took full credit for it until day two when it turned green & chunky.