Gianmarco Soresi roasts Rob Schneider after Rob offers to pay the fines for any MLB Christian player who wears a Bible verse on their uniform
Posted by Relevant-Peach3997
Gianmarco Soresi roasts Rob Schneider after Rob offers to pay the fines for any MLB Christian player who wears a Bible verse on their uniform
Posted by Relevant-Peach3997
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His little smirk in this photo makes me ill. I can’t stand Rob Schneider!
These MAGA losers always say theyll cover the costs of this or that for their culture war and then when the bill comes they ghost.
Wild any of them have supporters or following.
Douche Bigalow’s Great Scam
The league minimum salary is $780,000 per year. Pretty sure most MLB players have more money than Rob Schneider.
As a giants fan I liked it better when we got publicity for our outfielders humping each other after wins (mostly because we were winning)
Notice he won’t pay to feed the needy or invite the stranger into his home…
Don’t worry, Adam Sandler’s gonna give him a role in his next Netflix turd and that should cover it.
Yeah that guy has way more money than Rob Schneider
Because if anyone needs financial support right now it’s rich, white professional athletes.
Rob writing checks Adam Sandler had to cash
Yes, we should be spending our money so that Christians are even more comfortable, rather than… anything else
Oh, would you look at that, money is free speech. And of course the best and the brightest always have the most money, so of course they should speak the most.
/s
The true cost of clinging to relevance is writing checks with your mouth that your ass can never honor, apparently
Genesis 6:6:
“And the Lord regretted that he had made human beings on the earth, and his heart was deeply troubled”
You have to be a massive loser to see a Pride hat and have the overwhelming need to put a Bible verse on it, as if it’s your way of telling the world “no homo”.
You have to be a colossal loser for Rob Schneider to be on your side, and offer to pay anything for you.
Yeah, pain with Adam Sandler’s money.
Can this stupid little shitstain just fuck off already?
I’m so tired of his mediocre-acting ass fighting for cultural relevancy.
“He Can’t Do It”
Can I put Psalm 137:9 on my uniform and Rob will pay me? It’s my favorite pro life verse.
“Happy is the one who seizes your infants and dashes them against the rocks.”
Wait… Maybe this isn’t the right one…
The only roles he gets are when his BFF Adam Sandler makes a movie. Because who tf would hire this dingleberry.
Bro hasn’t worked in 20 years, maybe hold onto your money dumbass
Dude is a fucking dork
this would be a hilarious way for him to go broke….
Cut his fucking head off
He’s a fuckin’ stapler.
Rob Schneider is… The Stapler! Rated PG-13.
You can’t buy relevance
Matthew 25:35 would be very appropriate here.
Yeah, but that’s Adam Sandler’s money
“When you pray, don’t be like the hypocrites. They love to stand in the synagogues and on the street corners and pray loudly. They want people to see them. The truth is, that’s all the reward they will get. But when you pray, you should go into your room and close the door.”
Matthew 6:5-15
I hated him at his peak popularity so much and feel so justified haha. Never ever thought he was funny or likable.
I’m sure his allowance from Adam Sandler will cover it
I really dont understand the appeal of MAGA to anyone other than billionaires and outright racist dickbags.
You’re not allowed to alter your uniforms at all, it’s really disingenuous for them to be saying “wears a Bible verse”.
That just have to be victims all the time.
