I’m seated. The theater employees are scared and asking me to leave because it’s ‘not (whenever this releases) yet,’ but I’m simply too seated.
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This premise forced me to contemplate a marriage between Jake Paul and Erika Kirk, which was horrifying all on its own
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Remember the last time Ari Aster made a fucked up, un-subtle comedy vaguely about modern politics and everyone deemed it too out there and unrealistic to enjoy?
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At first glance I thought this graphic was for an ABC News special or something I would scroll past on Hulu
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I trust Ari Aster at this point
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This looks so meesy
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I am Ayo Edebiri seated tweet
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This is going to be so fucked up (complimentary)
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idk if i love this new direction of making high art south park episodes that ari aster is going in but at the very least this premise sounds kinda funny
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I was sat for Eddington on release day and loved it
I feel like Killing of a Sacred Deer (Lanthimos) had such a similar premise to this… but knowing Ari he’ll pull it off. Praying he’s able to bring back some horror w this one too 🤞
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The scary movie franchise needed new blood tbh
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wtf is Nexus Point News? I’ll believe it when I see a more reputable source reporting it
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I’m a fan of Ari’s, but after Eddington I really hoped his next flick would move away from the current dumpster fire that is America. Feels like an utter waste of his talent imo. I’ll catch this on streaming.
This is going to be fucking madness in all the best ways. I was there for Eddington, I will be there for this.
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Ari Aster isn’t really one for subtle metaphor.
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Sounds like a bad MadLibs.
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She’s friends with and defends Woody Allen. I’m sitting this one out.
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My longest yeah boi ever
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He probably wanted to base it on a Charlie Kirk character and the studio said no
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Nightmare blunt rotation (Erika, Jake, and Logan) 💀
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I don’t know if anyone else has a similar issue, but while I LOVE Midsommar I couldn’t even finish watching Hereditary. It was just too high of a pain-to-payoff ratio for me. So while I love ScarJo and am intrigued, I’m not sure I can put myself through another Aster film.
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this was a lot of info to understand for a second
I’m seated. The theater employees are scared and asking me to leave because it’s ‘not (whenever this releases) yet,’ but I’m simply too seated.

This premise forced me to contemplate a marriage between Jake Paul and Erika Kirk, which was horrifying all on its own
Remember the last time Ari Aster made a fucked up, un-subtle comedy vaguely about modern politics and everyone deemed it too out there and unrealistic to enjoy?
At first glance I thought this graphic was for an ABC News special or something I would scroll past on Hulu
I trust Ari Aster at this point
This looks so meesy
I am Ayo Edebiri seated tweet
This is going to be so fucked up (complimentary)
idk if i love this new direction of making high art south park episodes that ari aster is going in but at the very least this premise sounds kinda funny
I was sat for Eddington on release day and loved it
I feel like Killing of a Sacred Deer (Lanthimos) had such a similar premise to this… but knowing Ari he’ll pull it off. Praying he’s able to bring back some horror w this one too 🤞
The scary movie franchise needed new blood tbh
wtf is Nexus Point News? I’ll believe it when I see a more reputable source reporting it
I’m a fan of Ari’s, but after Eddington I really hoped his next flick would move away from the current dumpster fire that is America. Feels like an utter waste of his talent imo. I’ll catch this on streaming.
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I’m in.
This is going to be fucking madness in all the best ways. I was there for Eddington, I will be there for this.
Ari Aster isn’t really one for subtle metaphor.
Sounds like a bad MadLibs.
She’s friends with and defends Woody Allen. I’m sitting this one out.
My longest yeah boi ever
He probably wanted to base it on a Charlie Kirk character and the studio said no
Nightmare blunt rotation (Erika, Jake, and Logan) 💀

I don’t know if anyone else has a similar issue, but while I LOVE Midsommar I couldn’t even finish watching Hereditary. It was just too high of a pain-to-payoff ratio for me. So while I love ScarJo and am intrigued, I’m not sure I can put myself through another Aster film.
Logan Paul is played by Colin Jost.
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I like Ari Aster, but I think I prefer him in horror rather than thrillers/dramas.
Don’t get me wrong, all of his films have had horror elements – I just think his best work is specifically in that genre.
I wanna be proven wrong, though. He’s still an incredible filmmaker
That sounds so terrible lmao omg
I just want to see the footage Druski sent in for his audition as Erika Kirk.
I always forget which Paul brother is which. But I’m okay with that.
Topical to say the least, definitely interested 👀
Please God.
Make it a classic.

i am seated, but haven’t reclined or anything
I’m not fan of Jake Paul, but think how weird it would be to find out someone was making a movie inspired by your accidental death during surgery.
Surely ScarJo is better than this.
That’s gonna be a no for me dawg
Oh great, now the assholes mentioned as “inspiration” are gonna use this article for publicity for several months.
This is fascinating but also I’m missing Ari Aster horror like crazyÂ