JP Morgan Chase Reportedly Fires Senior Executive Who Stole Trash Bin During Knicks Parade
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JP Morgan Chase Reportedly Fires Senior Executive Who Stole Trash Bin During Knicks Parade
Posted by StemCellPirate
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She was a senior executive? Wow…
At least she has a trash can to put that career in.
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life….
Speaking of trash…
Wow. I thought that was a dude.
I would like to know who ratted her out.
Imagine losing your job over something so stupid. These people are idiots.
What’s wrong with some people.
Of course it was management. Lmao. Fucking stooges.
I mean how did she think stealing that in public, on video was going to turn out?
Imagine throwing your career away to steal a trash can painted in blippi colors.
I can almost guarantee she wasn’t great to work with and they just needed a reason
So the walking Knicks trashcan that walked away with a Knicks trashcan will now have to sell the Knicks trashcan to make ends meet.
That’s the moment JP Morgan Chase decides to take the moral high ground?…
Big banks hire the best talent!
With senior executive money they could have easily paid for their own bin then have it painted.
Typical of white collar management attitude, go to some poor neighborhood dump trash on it, walk away with anything of value
Really? That’s what JPM Bank considers a significant crime?
When i saw this i thought she had to be a gas station worker in some po-dunk town in rural Pennsylvania to think she’d get away with this. Absolutely insane that she’s a white collar worker at a Fortune 500 company.
JP Morgan is corrupt as all hell. They are a repeat regulatory and criminal offender. They make more money committing crimes than the fees they pay. Fuck them and the dipshits they hire.
This is the type of insider trading and corruption that needs to be stamped out. Well done JP Morgan.
Who was her uncle/dad/mom/aunt that she was a corporate executive?
Honestly, I know we’re all laughing at this and also that stealing a trash can is a crime, but we all need to be mindful of our behavior in public.
With cameras everywhere and facial recognition, it’s so easy for public misbehavior to cost your job. Most workplaces have policies on things like this too. I’m not saying everyone will 100% get fired, but the risk is certainly there.
Also…..not a bad idea to remove links between your employer and your personal social media. It’s amazing how many people have their employer on their Facebook……and then the proceed to say some interesting things on FB….and suddenly people are upset and screengrabbing those comments to your employer’s HR and you lose your job.