Calling it the Make a Wish administration feels insulting to the actual Make a Wish organization, but I don’t know how else to describe it.
jaynewreck on
Shut up, Kash Patel’s girlfriend. No one cares.
cruella_le_troll on
How fucking hilar. No motion, no stars, no American icons.
UNFUCKWITHABLE ❤️
Starfish_Tickler on
C’mon you guys she swears she earned this gig on her own merit lol
Sleepy-Giraffe947 on

I’d be soooo embarrassed to be associated with this dumpster fire
Ehm_Zed on
Ok amazing choice for headliner! I have all of whatsername’s albums and have been a uuuuuge fan for days. I’d bet a dolla this show will be as unforgettable as this regime, will they have jugglers?

NatalieRath on
I thought this was a not the onion post. Jesus
demarcoa on
The linked website gave my phone cancer 😕
Particular-Leg-8484 on
I said this in another thread but all this reminds me of that King of the Hill episode where Hank can’t find entertainment for the company picnic so a desperate John Redcorn begs to perform even though no one likes his band. Hank is equally desperate so he lets him perform and everyone is confused except for the little kids who don’t know better lol
Somnambulist815 on
> I’m no longer accepting false narratives and total sham accusations that diminish my hard work,’ the 27-year-old wrote
You don’t have to point out she’s 27 because that’s the most 27 year old statement someone can make
snarkerella on

They’re all gonna laugh at you, Kash Patel’s girlfriend! And no, I don’t care to learn your name.
ripndipp on
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DedHeads on
Obama got Bono…
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creepoftheweak on
Has literally ANYONE heard of her? Even the headline doesn’t know her name
Leading_Inflation_12 on
Wait is this girlfriend the same person that ol Googly Eyes wasted a tax payer-funded fortune to see at a wrestling match?
F0MA on
I’m curious, there’s Kid Rock and the Proud to Be An American guy who is imagine would love to perform. I’m very curious why they didn’t ask them.
bigyittiezz on
This is the Israeli honeypot gf?
wagmorebarkles on
The desperation….
i_anglepoise on
Do a song about not diddling kids?
Shenanigans80h on
Let’s never mind the fact that she’s what? 4th string replacement at this point? Why would you take pride in being the person *replacing* half of Milli Vanilli. That’s pathetic unto itself, but then to pretend anyone knows you from anything other than your connections is laughable. Obviously nepo hires hate acknowledging their privilege, but the least bit of self awareness might make people give a shit
cainsani on
THE BEST, IS YET, TO COOOOOOOMMMMEEEE!!!
Otherwise_Time44 on
i needed a laugh today
aliamokeee on
Not getting paid to appear actually makes it seem *more* like a personal favor between her and Trump admin.
This lady doesnt seem to get that
Most_Ad7837 on
Who? When your claim to fame is Patel’s girlfriend, you just need to go hide.
Cool-Jacket-9837 on
That’s so desperate and sad 😂 they couldn’t get anyone so they just got some guys gf
WithaK19 on
Have they booked the venue yet? Is Four Seasons Landscaping available?
raezura on
Girl has 5.3k monthly listeners on Spotify. There are unsigned artists making music put of the bedrooms with more listeners than that.
Champagne_of_piss on
What are they gonna do, hog calls?
Sooooooooooooo EEEEEEEEEEEEEE
SharmaBee on
Will Lara Trump be singing more Tom Petty?
DeathGirling on
She wants recognition for all her hard work, y’all.
It’s not easy pretending to want to have sex with Kash Patel, you know.
Baxtercat1 on
These are some of the A-listers that attended the Obama Presidential Center opening. 👏🏾
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Oh my fucking god they’re gonna do a talent show
Calling it the Make a Wish administration feels insulting to the actual Make a Wish organization, but I don’t know how else to describe it.
Shut up, Kash Patel’s girlfriend. No one cares.
How fucking hilar. No motion, no stars, no American icons.
UNFUCKWITHABLE ❤️
C’mon you guys she swears she earned this gig on her own merit lol

I’d be soooo embarrassed to be associated with this dumpster fire
Ok amazing choice for headliner! I have all of whatsername’s albums and have been a uuuuuge fan for days. I’d bet a dolla this show will be as unforgettable as this regime, will they have jugglers?

I thought this was a not the onion post. Jesus
The linked website gave my phone cancer 😕
I said this in another thread but all this reminds me of that King of the Hill episode where Hank can’t find entertainment for the company picnic so a desperate John Redcorn begs to perform even though no one likes his band. Hank is equally desperate so he lets him perform and everyone is confused except for the little kids who don’t know better lol
> I’m no longer accepting false narratives and total sham accusations that diminish my hard work,’ the 27-year-old wrote
You don’t have to point out she’s 27 because that’s the most 27 year old statement someone can make

They’re all gonna laugh at you, Kash Patel’s girlfriend! And no, I don’t care to learn your name.
PayPal Cashapp

Obama got Bono…

Has literally ANYONE heard of her? Even the headline doesn’t know her name
Wait is this girlfriend the same person that ol Googly Eyes wasted a tax payer-funded fortune to see at a wrestling match?
I’m curious, there’s Kid Rock and the Proud to Be An American guy who is imagine would love to perform. I’m very curious why they didn’t ask them.
This is the Israeli honeypot gf?
The desperation….
Do a song about not diddling kids?
Let’s never mind the fact that she’s what? 4th string replacement at this point? Why would you take pride in being the person *replacing* half of Milli Vanilli. That’s pathetic unto itself, but then to pretend anyone knows you from anything other than your connections is laughable. Obviously nepo hires hate acknowledging their privilege, but the least bit of self awareness might make people give a shit
THE BEST, IS YET, TO COOOOOOOMMMMEEEE!!!
i needed a laugh today
Not getting paid to appear actually makes it seem *more* like a personal favor between her and Trump admin.
This lady doesnt seem to get that
Who? When your claim to fame is Patel’s girlfriend, you just need to go hide.
That’s so desperate and sad 😂 they couldn’t get anyone so they just got some guys gf
Have they booked the venue yet? Is Four Seasons Landscaping available?
Girl has 5.3k monthly listeners on Spotify. There are unsigned artists making music put of the bedrooms with more listeners than that.
What are they gonna do, hog calls?
Sooooooooooooo EEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Will Lara Trump be singing more Tom Petty?
She wants recognition for all her hard work, y’all.
It’s not easy pretending to want to have sex with Kash Patel, you know.
These are some of the A-listers that attended the Obama Presidential Center opening. 👏🏾
https://preview.redd.it/mi31r7rie99h1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0c1ca43b9759d372f391b36247c17b400c2971ee
Excuse you. She’s a country music sensation! according to Kash. God she is such an obvious honeypot it’s not even funny.