Kash Patel’s girlfriend snaps online after she is revealed as replacement performer for Trump’s state fair

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    1. Calling it the Make a Wish administration feels insulting to the actual Make a Wish organization, but I don’t know how else to describe it.

    2. cruella_le_troll on

      How fucking hilar. No motion, no stars, no American icons.

      UNFUCKWITHABLE ❤️

    3. Sleepy-Giraffe947 on

      ![gif](giphy|QKpjzdA6W3ndS)

      I’d be soooo embarrassed to be associated with this dumpster fire

    4. Ok amazing choice for headliner! I have all of whatsername’s albums and have been a uuuuuge fan for days. I’d bet a dolla this show will be as unforgettable as this regime, will they have jugglers?

      ![gif](giphy|uZO9pmUnW8tW0)

    5. Particular-Leg-8484 on

      I said this in another thread but all this reminds me of that King of the Hill episode where Hank can’t find entertainment for the company picnic so a desperate John Redcorn begs to perform even though no one likes his band. Hank is equally desperate so he lets him perform and everyone is confused except for the little kids who don’t know better lol

    6. Somnambulist815 on

      > I’m no longer accepting false narratives and total sham accusations that diminish my hard work,’ the 27-year-old wrote

      You don’t have to point out she’s 27 because that’s the most 27 year old statement someone can make

    7. ![gif](giphy|87hmScXLJhDI0qNLij)

      They’re all gonna laugh at you, Kash Patel’s girlfriend! And no, I don’t care to learn your name.

    8. creepoftheweak on

      Has literally ANYONE heard of her? Even the headline doesn’t know her name

    9. Leading_Inflation_12 on

      Wait is this girlfriend the same person that ol Googly Eyes wasted a tax payer-funded fortune to see at a wrestling match?

    10. I’m curious, there’s Kid Rock and the Proud to Be An American guy who is imagine would love to perform. I’m very curious why they didn’t ask them.

    11. Shenanigans80h on

      Let’s never mind the fact that she’s what? 4th string replacement at this point? Why would you take pride in being the person *replacing* half of Milli Vanilli. That’s pathetic unto itself, but then to pretend anyone knows you from anything other than your connections is laughable. Obviously nepo hires hate acknowledging their privilege, but the least bit of self awareness might make people give a shit

    12. Not getting paid to appear actually makes it seem *more* like a personal favor between her and Trump admin.

      This lady doesnt seem to get that

    13. Who? When your claim to fame is Patel’s girlfriend, you just need to go hide.

    14. Cool-Jacket-9837 on

      That’s so desperate and sad 😂 they couldn’t get anyone so they just got some guys gf

    15. Girl has 5.3k monthly listeners on Spotify. There are unsigned artists making music put of the bedrooms with more listeners than that. 

    16. DeathGirling on

      She wants recognition for all her hard work, y’all.

      It’s not easy pretending to want to have sex with Kash Patel, you know.

    17. SolPlayaArena on

      Excuse you. She’s a country music sensation! according to Kash. God she is such an obvious honeypot it’s not even funny.