To indulge my inner killjoy, I feel like the vampire would win the court case because the fae probably didn't consider her blood to be food prior to this.
Enthrallment is classified as a mind control effect and is not a valid legal claim. Any individual capable of resisting said effect, as the defendant clearly has done, has the right to do so. If the claimant wished to argue that a blood pact was made, fairy law would recognize it, but the claimant has not submitted any evidence proving that a contract was made.
As for the defendant's claim, there appears to have been some confusion. The Law of Debts only applies to favours offered freely and accepted without specifying the manner of repayment, thereby invoking a debt, which defaults to a favour of the creditor's choosing (this can include servitude).
However, the defendant has specified that their blood was not given freely, which means this case would instead fall under the Law of Retribution. Drinking the defendants blood without their consent is considered an insult and discourtesy of the highest offense, and therefore the defendant has legal justification to invoke retribution upon the claimant.
In either case, whether or not fairy blood is legally considered 'food' is irrelevant. The courts rule completely in favour of the defendant.
I imagine a supernatural lawyer is basically just a warlock, and all his clients are really just new patrons. The vampire is an undead patron, while the fairy is a fey patron!😃
The following are the musings of a Salty SEAGULL named EARL who just shows up in my posts whenever he feels like it! [EARL the Salty SEAGULL:] "Eh, I feel like a FAE would have a FAE LAWYER and the FAE courts would side with her! I mean I just feel like FAE would be good at making legal arguments and they'd have that FAE FOOD thing codified into law! Still I do find the idea that a random human lawyer would conclude that they were now legally married based upon their interpretation of FAE and VAMPIRE law to be a hilarious concept! Also would make for an interesting D&D backstory where it plays out like a romantic comedy with the two having to accept the marriage until they can find some way to get a divorce, then they end up actually falling for each other!"
based on 99% of Fae lore all fae are immune to all forms of diseases, poisons and unnatural effects including magical or mystical in origin stuff. they are basically immune to pretty much everything. so a vampire couldn't turn them. not to mention in most lore most of Fae's body including blood, sweat and tears has a curative effect so there would be a chance the vampire becomes human. and yea bound to her service till she sees fit to release him otherwise fairy curses are insanely fucked up lol.
Had a concept for a DnD party, where conflicting supernatural contracts resulted in a party being made up of a normal human and the various entities and the warlock representative of an entity who had claim to him or his soul or his firstborn. The resulting legal conclusion being that they must guard their claim until the others leave. So they are a party simply because if any of them leave the main guy for too long they're pushed to the back of the line in their claim.
i feel like we's eventually gonna get on a lead for figuring out the meaning of life as we keep on with fantasy skits and random theories for wizards or vampires (and who knows what else)
Technically, the fairies claim has more authority over the vampires.
The vampire converts you into a thrall when bitten, there is no actual rule to this. So if the conversion never happens, the vampire holds no power over the Fae.
However, the vampire ate fae food, therefore technically, so therefore the vampire should 100% serve the fae because of this as his thrall effect isn’t legally binding.
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Now THAT would make for a fun webcomic.
Where do you come up with these out of box ideas bro I mean I'm not complaining it's just that it's very impressive
As a lawyer I object that blood is considered Fae food. Fae food is what the Fae consider their food, not what other entities eat for food.
Vampire is on the right,he ate her blood,her blood isn't her food,her argument is flawed,unless she is a physco that eats her own blood
Would a million percent binge watch this
How is her nose so adorable?!
To indulge my inner killjoy, I feel like the vampire would win the court case because the fae probably didn't consider her blood to be food prior to this.
Enthrallment is classified as a mind control effect and is not a valid legal claim. Any individual capable of resisting said effect, as the defendant clearly has done, has the right to do so. If the claimant wished to argue that a blood pact was made, fairy law would recognize it, but the claimant has not submitted any evidence proving that a contract was made.
As for the defendant's claim, there appears to have been some confusion. The Law of Debts only applies to favours offered freely and accepted without specifying the manner of repayment, thereby invoking a debt, which defaults to a favour of the creditor's choosing (this can include servitude).
However, the defendant has specified that their blood was not given freely, which means this case would instead fall under the Law of Retribution. Drinking the defendants blood without their consent is considered an insult and discourtesy of the highest offense, and therefore the defendant has legal justification to invoke retribution upon the claimant.
In either case, whether or not fairy blood is legally considered 'food' is irrelevant. The courts rule completely in favour of the defendant.
Blood is food, but not your own blood. It was not prepared as such. This is my ruling.
Ok but we now need a series about a fantasy lawyer
I imagine a supernatural lawyer is basically just a warlock, and all his clients are really just new patrons. The vampire is an undead patron, while the fairy is a fey patron!😃
Marriage = mutual servatood
Vampire Faer
Wonder what the kids will look like
I literally said, ah they're married, and boom lawyer showed up. I hope they build a beautiful home filled with cool things over the ages.
I would love to watch a cartoon made by you
Ha
Please make this into a series😂
And then they had a beutiful alimony, spousal support payment racket, asset theft and new wage slave was created.
I think that means they’re married now
The following are the musings of a Salty SEAGULL named EARL who just shows up in my posts whenever he feels like it!
[EARL the Salty SEAGULL:] "Eh, I feel like a FAE would have a FAE LAWYER and the FAE courts would side with her! I mean I just feel like FAE would be good at making legal arguments and they'd have that FAE FOOD thing codified into law! Still I do find the idea that a random human lawyer would conclude that they were now legally married based upon their interpretation of FAE and VAMPIRE law to be a hilarious concept! Also would make for an interesting D&D backstory where it plays out like a romantic comedy with the two having to accept the marriage until they can find some way to get a divorce, then they end up actually falling for each other!"
This…. This is why we need more…
You serve each other.
I now pronounce you married.
Alternate explanation of Persephone and Hades…
There is actually a Russian comic about this.
Time to call Legal Eagle
How would that even work, could you imagine the children, a vampire fairy or fairy vampire or fairpire or vampiry yikes the rebellious faze
based on 99% of Fae lore all fae are immune to all forms of diseases, poisons and unnatural effects including magical or mystical in origin stuff. they are basically immune to pretty much everything. so a vampire couldn't turn them. not to mention in most lore most of Fae's body including blood, sweat and tears has a curative effect so there would be a chance the vampire becomes human. and yea bound to her service till she sees fit to release him otherwise fairy curses are insanely fucked up lol.
Congratulations Mr. & Mrs.– actually what's his last name? 😶
Had a concept for a DnD party, where conflicting supernatural contracts resulted in a party being made up of a normal human and the various entities and the warlock representative of an entity who had claim to him or his soul or his firstborn. The resulting legal conclusion being that they must guard their claim until the others leave. So they are a party simply because if any of them leave the main guy for too long they're pushed to the back of the line in their claim.
No one's going to make the how I met your mother joke. I'll make it 😂
Could this be a set up for a new Sitcom?
I will share this with all my friends
This needs to be a show I would watch the hell out of it
The vampire's claim fails because a fae does not have mortal blood
Ok I need a peak anime of this but only one season because it was cancelled
i feel like we's eventually gonna get on a lead for figuring out the meaning of life as we keep on with fantasy skits and random theories for wizards or vampires (and who knows what else)
and this is the backstory that the most obnoxious couple in your gaming group comes up with for your new high level dnd campaign
Aaand I'm stealing this as background for some NPCs.
its giving a cat grooming a bunny (A cat grooming another individual means dominance to cat behaviour, while to bunnies dominance is to be groomed)
meanwhile my WoD hunter is already coming up with ways to slay the offspring
Fae don't drink their own blood… so it's not food the fae would consume. Invalid.
All of the sudden, it became a marriage. Neither of them look happy. I'd love to see them go on Divorce Court.
Technically, the fairies claim has more authority over the vampires.
The vampire converts you into a thrall when bitten, there is no actual rule to this. So if the conversion never happens, the vampire holds no power over the Fae.
However, the vampire ate fae food, therefore technically, so therefore the vampire should 100% serve the fae because of this as his thrall effect isn’t legally binding.
Huh. That's kinda how Sookie & Eric end up like Vampire married. At least in the books, not sure if I watched that far in the show
In lore they would just both seize to exist
And thus the Leannán Sídhe was born
Okay but genuine question what would happen if you like, took a hammer at the borders of the threshold?
I just wanna know if the kid is going to be vegetarian or a bloodivore.
cute cartoon, stupid idea