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    Noah Kahan with a message to concertgoers after one of his fans pooped their pants and it got all over the floor


    Noah Kahan with a message to concertgoers after one of his fans pooped their pants and it got all over the floor

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    3. Corsola_Fan_69 on

      I haven’t been able to go to a concert in years but posts like this make me realize I’m not missing much

    4. LazyWeather100 on

      It feels like every day I hear some kind of horrendous story about a concert goer doing something gross/extreme/not engaging with basic hygiene. Forget concert etiquette for a second, can we start acting like actual human beings in a public space?

    10. dalecoopernumber4 on

      Didn’t he also just have to post about not stealing street signs in his hometown that are referenced in his songs? People need to get a life.

    11. loveforllamas on

      Every day we stray further from shame and embarrassment… bring it back!!

    12. Proof_Surround3856 on

      Olivia was just talking about being able to smell a concertgoer who wore diapers to be front row jfc lmao

    15. GreenIsland7606 on

      I used to work at an arena and I straight up watched shit fall out of a man’s shorts as he walked the corridor like it was nothing at a Toby Keith concert once.

    16. W0nderwharfwonderdog on

      Yeah I’m really glad that I go to metal shows and have never had to deal with any thing like this 😫

    18. wynonnaearps on

      That’s horrible I don’t get why people can’t just go to the bathroom when it’s a stadium tour. You can normally still hear it when there.

    23. MsThrilliams on

      This and knowing people regularly shit in changing rooms at stores makes me think humanity was a mistake

    25. metanefridija on

      I love Noah Kahan’s music. I was 29 – I never shit myself. Is this a thing? What is wrong with people? Doesn’t everyone poop first thing in the morning? 

    29. JarvisAI5 on

      Sometimes I wonder if stuff like this is just an awful symptom of concerts being stupidly expensive now.

      Like these people paid probably hundreds or even thousands and don’t want to miss a single second to get their money’s worth

      Like, still awful, but I keep hearing so disgusting acts from people in barricades at concerts regarding hygiene so clearly it’s not an isolated inccident

    32. FlaBeachyCheeks on

      Depends CEO reading this. Time to expand into some neon colors

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    33. Kittycity926 on

      I was at the Strokes in Boston on Tuesday and the dude in front of me was 100% ripping ass with the nastiest smelling farts. At one point he left in a hurry and came back to his seat so I guess I should be grateful