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    Noah Kahan is reminding fans to go the bathroom if they have to poop after a fan defecated near the stage during his concert in Philadelphia on Friday night
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    Noah Kahan is reminding fans to go the bathroom if they have to poop after a fan defecated near the stage during his concert in Philadelphia on Friday night


    Noah Kahan is reminding fans to go the bathroom if they have to poop after a fan defecated near the stage during his concert in Philadelphia on Friday night

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    3. teflon_soap on

      Did they defect and stay in place? As in they did this to not lose their spot? Either way, wtf

    9. BB808BB on

      What the fucking fuck.

      How is this reminders. I didn’t know toddlers go to concerts now. That is so disgusting and gross and anyone that does that needs to have a big ass poster put at the arena. Bring back shaming!!!

    11. Puzzleheaded_Cup8723 on

      I didn’t know this was a thing until Olivia Rodrigo said that people wore diapers to her concert

    12. gotpeace99 on

      Olivia Rodrigo talked about the same thing. Like what is wrong with people? It’s not that serious and its selfish to everyone around them, not just the performers. GO TO THE BATHROOM, you will be okay. We talk about things declining after the lockdown but concert etiquette has really changed for the worse.

    19. Acircusclown on

      Concert tickets are more expensive than ever and now we have to deal with diapers and visible poop. Man

    22. TwoOk5044 on

      One reason I’ll never be barricade in the pit is because I will not go to these lengths to be close enough to touch my favorite artist. I’m going to the bathroom and my crappy spot/seat will still be there when I get back.

    25. domjonas on

      Lmao the crazy thing is…this person wasn’t GA or anywhere near the front. They had a seat. Meaning they could’ve went to the bathroom before the show instead of holding it and doing all of that 😵‍💫

    27. Scared-Box8941 on

      Idk what to say. We created this culture where fans are just as if not more dedicated than the artists. Now they’re pooping, but this is after tons of money and time to get front row and it probably comes with a huge side of projection and obsession.

      This is where we’re at people. They don’t want to miss a song. A moment. Bc seeing this one person matters more to them than anyone or thing else. This is insanity. We’ve created monsters

    28. Complex_Effective285 on

      Can Americans not attend a full concert without shitting their pants?

      Go shit before you leave your house.

    29. emmsmum on

      What is actually wrong with music fans of today! Peein in diapers and pooping near stages! Just go to the barroom!

    32. Gringoluv on

      Went to lollapalooza and during Sabrina’s headlining set girls would have their boyfriends cover them as they poop/pee on the ground in the crowd. The smell was vile like the people doing it !!

    33. Y0___0Y on

      What an amateur. The poop goes in the DIAPER you wear so you can stay in the front row all show.

    36. FireSeagull21 on

      I know groupie culture was highly problematic if not downright abusive, but it still baffles me how we went from fans trying to look their most desirable for their faves to whatever this is.

    37. CobwebAngel on

      The kicker is that this was on the floor where seats are. So the culprit could have gone to the washroom and still got the same view of the stage when they got back. It’s not like they’d lose their spot.

      There’s a photo in r/noahkahan if anyone is morbidly curious

    40. JG98 on

      If you told me this occurred and asked me to guess the city, Philly would be in my top 3 places where this would occur for sure. I am not even from Philly but it is just on par with what I expect when I hear Philly and any sort of entertainment event.

    41. Obvious_Durian_3226 on

      I don’t think there is anyone famous enough or entertaining enough for me to willingly poop myself so as not to miss anything.

    44. Available-Egg-2380 on

      What the fuck is wrong with people, specifically with the insane behavior at concerts?!

    46. chamaca_cabrona on

      R/idiocracy this is the 3rd time I’ve seen a poop concert post. Is there a new concert drug making people shit?