Noah Kahan begs fans to ‘go to the bathroom’ after audience defecation incident: ‘Please dear God’
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Noah Kahan begs fans to ‘go to the bathroom’ after audience defecation incident: ‘Please dear God’
Posted by Disastrous_Award_789
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Every artist has those bathroom songs. Song starts and you see people getting up. I can’t think of a single musical worth shitting my pants for.
One would assume this is because the shows (or at least in front of the stage) are General Admission (GA), thus first-come-first-served, as theres no actual assigned seat?
Either way, if you make it to adulthood and poop your pants in a public venue where there are no doubt plenty of restroom options, I just can’t believe you’re also eligible to vote in important elections.
As a person who performs daily facility and bathroom maintenance with my professional responsibilities, please don’t shit on the floor where people are dancing.
Instead of embarrassing their own fans even more, these musicians need to split their concerts like theater shows.
I cannot fathom a cultural event I was motivated enough to attend that I’d be willing to wallow in my own excrement. I mean I guess it’s good enough for you know who
Reading the article, they mention a ” recent concert” I’m like please don’t be Philly, please don’t be Philly….. God damn it.