Asking my husband if I’m prettier than Natalie Portman 

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    1. It's funny when you're just fucking with your husband but waaaaaaay to many women take this sort of shit seriously. Lex is hot and her husband is "batting" another Aussie saying, as in "batting above your average"

    2. It's at moments like these that I remember that submariners' drill:
      DIVE – DIVE – DIVE
      (or is it "duck and roll"? … it's one of them) 🫤

    3. Keep going with this and break up and divorce is your future. Asking this type of question to your husband in loop form, no answer will be the correct one. This will not end well

    4. My fiancé would say something like no baby your the most beautiful girl in the world because your beautiful and your personality makes you 1000x prettier coz I think personality honestly makes someone so much more attractive even if they have the face cards lined up there ugly as shit with a shit personality

    5. No, don’t play these games…. Around my house that would trigger something like you’re definitely prettier than my toothbrush. This is a bit like catch and release fishing. I don’t want to skin you and eat you right now, I just want you to know that I can…