Noah Kahan has concertgoers take a pledge at his show tonight: “I solemnly swear I will not shit my pants and if I do, I won’t take it from my pants and put it on the floor”
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Noah Kahan has concertgoers take a pledge at his show tonight: “I solemnly swear I will not shit my pants and if I do, I won’t take it from my pants and put it on the floor”
Posted by hairtie1
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for [context](https://www.reddit.com/r/Fauxmoi/s/nDxscpUvfm)
I know the context and it’s meant to be funny but the fact that people do this (and with Olivia’s recent comment about smelling diapers at her show) people just need to have common sense and go to the washroom!!! Please!
Dude in the front row wearing a diaper looking around like:
I’m for celebrities shaming fans into respecting boundaries, having better etiquette, and not shitting their pants
Jebus – is this who we are now? Shitting in the front row like a toddler? Seriously, my niece used to do this, but as a toddler.
Why have I read about concert goers shitting themselves at shows twice this week? First Olivia, now Noah- what is happening!?
https://preview.redd.it/j1g3wk6995ah1.png?width=284&format=png&auto=webp&s=bafce7d94e52aa50a28f49c04eaa73277a78d340
Belongs in MoMA as marking a distinct new era of modernism.
Genuinely feeling afraid about seeing him at Fenway in two weeks and being trapped on the field
I’m glad he did this. I feel so bad for the person who had to clean that up
i love him lmao
It is hilarious but also so sad that it needs to be actually said … 😖
they teach you this on daniel tigers neighborhood.