It’s so funny to watch conservatives clutch in desperation on to literally anyone that will agree with them on anything. Uwe Boll has always been a LOLCOW and seeing these goobers pretend he isn’t and never was is truly fascinating.
I watched this piece of crap (I didn’t pay) and my god it may be his worst. Legit there was no script and you can tell. It padded its runtime with scenes of him walking, riding the bus and just staring. There is so much dead air. They continue to reuse shots (sometimes multiple times in one short scene). If you like reused shots of him loading a gun or poorly working out, this movie may be for you.
Even though this movie is based in “Europe”, it never specifies where in Europe just Europe, but it’s clearly made for scared American men that haven’t left their zip code and think everyone gets stabbed all the time every day. I love a good revenge schlock movie but saying this movie gave me aids would be giving the movie too much praise.
True_Pirate on
He kills his enemies with a fork and knife.
When they dish it out, you know Armie can take it.
He doesn’t leave a trace of the bad guy.
It’s an “all you can eat” buffet of justice
His female co star looks delicious in that dress, bet she won’t make it to the third act.
Armie never bites off more crime than he can chew.
The violence is a lot to digest, but Armie is hungry to kill.
AuthorityAnarchyYes on
Is this the type of “hero” that MAGA wanted Homelander to be?
SmokedOkie on
This is just shitty Death Wish without the stud that was Charles Bronson
judasblue on
Yes, “unexpected” after making a movie and giving interviews that clearly hit notes for that crowd. The ‘cancelled in Germany’ articles (which aren’t true, but whatever), a deathwish with immigrant targets script…etc etc.
Completely unexpected boost!
sketchampm on
“Unexpected”. Bro, **no one** believes you.
Ponchorello7 on
Unexpected? That was their target audience. All these far-right losers that want to be told that everyone but them is the problem.
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MAGA supporters enjoying something extremely violent?
I wish I could say I’m surprised by this, but this really seems like it’s a daily routine for those folks.
Sounds like a loser movie for losers by a loser.
This is a low point for Uwe Boll, and that’s saying a lot.
However, he did KO Lowtax, and that can’t be taken away.
They can enjoy that movie, I lasted 5 minutes, cliches upon cliches.
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Wasn’t that whole family implicated in some weird stuff? Tracks
https://www.vanityfair.com/hollywood/2021/03/the-fall-of-armie-hammer-a-family-saga-of-sex-money-drugs-and-betrayal
I wrote this in another thread but relevant:
It’s so funny to watch conservatives clutch in desperation on to literally anyone that will agree with them on anything. Uwe Boll has always been a LOLCOW and seeing these goobers pretend he isn’t and never was is truly fascinating.
I watched this piece of crap (I didn’t pay) and my god it may be his worst. Legit there was no script and you can tell. It padded its runtime with scenes of him walking, riding the bus and just staring. There is so much dead air. They continue to reuse shots (sometimes multiple times in one short scene). If you like reused shots of him loading a gun or poorly working out, this movie may be for you.
Even though this movie is based in “Europe”, it never specifies where in Europe just Europe, but it’s clearly made for scared American men that haven’t left their zip code and think everyone gets stabbed all the time every day. I love a good revenge schlock movie but saying this movie gave me aids would be giving the movie too much praise.
He kills his enemies with a fork and knife.
When they dish it out, you know Armie can take it.
He doesn’t leave a trace of the bad guy.
It’s an “all you can eat” buffet of justice
His female co star looks delicious in that dress, bet she won’t make it to the third act.
Armie never bites off more crime than he can chew.
The violence is a lot to digest, but Armie is hungry to kill.
Is this the type of “hero” that MAGA wanted Homelander to be?
This is just shitty Death Wish without the stud that was Charles Bronson
Yes, “unexpected” after making a movie and giving interviews that clearly hit notes for that crowd. The ‘cancelled in Germany’ articles (which aren’t true, but whatever), a deathwish with immigrant targets script…etc etc.
Completely unexpected boost!
“Unexpected”. Bro, **no one** believes you.
Unexpected? That was their target audience. All these far-right losers that want to be told that everyone but them is the problem.