At one point in the chat, Osborne suggested a game of “marry, shag, date,” submitting age-appropriate Australian stars Kylie Minogue, Nicole Kidman, and Rhonda Burchmore as candidates for 63-year-old Albanese’s romantic interests.
The PM held back at first, noting that he married his wife Jodie Haydon less than a year ago. “I’ve just got married,” he objected. “I’m only six months in.” It didn’t take much prodding to get him to play along, though. “But if it goes tits up?”
Osborne replied. “Let’s just pretend.” Albanese quickly and definitively answered, “Oh, Kylie, clearly.” Osborne clarified, “You’d marry Kylie? And shag her? And date her?” Albanese confirmed, “All of the above. She’s terrific.”
dustinhenderson27 on
Didn’t withdraw the comment though. Albanese, you naughty boy
Sicparvismagneto on
“There are three things i love in this world. Kylie Minogue, the dimples just above a woman’s buttocks, and the look of fear in a mans eyes.”
OGGIE1978 on
Thought people wanted there politicians to be honest
Cautious-Plum-8245 on
he should apologize for saying the wrong answer, the real answer is marry. that woman is an angel
Dajo05 on
He was facing a booting as disparaging Kylie is a bootable offence.
KarmicPotato on
He was just saying my quiet part out loud.
Nice_Wishbone_5848 on
Sorry not sorry.
Debalic on
Hey, I get it, we all do. But, dude, you can’t just say it in public like that.
Optimal-Talk3663 on
Nikki Osbourne? She was the host on Hot Dogs Up Late game show
bpvfitness on
Should have just said he would grab her by the pussy.
Pirlo84 on
What a dope, even a football player is media trained enough to not answer such garbage questions never mind a politician.
artfuldodger1977 on
I read enough of the article to know the guy is a complete idiot. Had me at ….”sipping Canadian whiskey”
olearyboy on
Was he supposed to marry her?
Fkndwnundam8 on
This post appearing multiple times smacks of Murdoch influence… seriously, there’s so much negative press being thrown, it’s sickeningly obvious. Trying to make this a thing is BS… Go away, don’t care.
Striking-Composer838 on
I mean thats not as bad as anything that Donald Trump would say on any random day.
Certain-Attempt1330 on
Hi there murdoch simps! Still trying to peddle this story and get some uptake? Australians can’t afford to pay their bills, more people are sleeping rough, and there are actual wars going on.
Get a life, you disgusting losers.
Eplianne on
I voted for him but eh he probably should’ve known better than to ever play a game like this where the world can see it again only _because_ here in Australia not eons ago there was a major, major controversy over something he said in a not so different context (not a game) and he backed himself into a corner by using a descriptor about a serious topic that was completely misconstrued.
Probably should’ve continued to decline to play this and should’ve asked to just move on, especially as he knows the flogs One Nation, etc will use him breathing wrong as “omg look he sucks!” fodder as will the Murdoch Press especially at the moment (so, the entire nation’s media and many news outlets around the world), without that this wouldn’t have been noticed or cared about, definitely not by the average Aussie lol. He did nothing wrong but he doesn’t have to 🤷🏻♀️
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At one point in the chat, Osborne suggested a game of “marry, shag, date,” submitting age-appropriate Australian stars Kylie Minogue, Nicole Kidman, and Rhonda Burchmore as candidates for 63-year-old Albanese’s romantic interests.
The PM held back at first, noting that he married his wife Jodie Haydon less than a year ago. “I’ve just got married,” he objected. “I’m only six months in.” It didn’t take much prodding to get him to play along, though. “But if it goes tits up?”
Osborne replied. “Let’s just pretend.” Albanese quickly and definitively answered, “Oh, Kylie, clearly.” Osborne clarified, “You’d marry Kylie? And shag her? And date her?” Albanese confirmed, “All of the above. She’s terrific.”
Didn’t withdraw the comment though. Albanese, you naughty boy
“There are three things i love in this world. Kylie Minogue, the dimples just above a woman’s buttocks, and the look of fear in a mans eyes.”
Thought people wanted there politicians to be honest
he should apologize for saying the wrong answer, the real answer is marry. that woman is an angel
He was facing a booting as disparaging Kylie is a bootable offence.
He was just saying my quiet part out loud.
Sorry not sorry.
Hey, I get it, we all do. But, dude, you can’t just say it in public like that.
Nikki Osbourne? She was the host on Hot Dogs Up Late game show
Should have just said he would grab her by the pussy.
What a dope, even a football player is media trained enough to not answer such garbage questions never mind a politician.
I read enough of the article to know the guy is a complete idiot. Had me at ….”sipping Canadian whiskey”
Was he supposed to marry her?
This post appearing multiple times smacks of Murdoch influence… seriously, there’s so much negative press being thrown, it’s sickeningly obvious. Trying to make this a thing is BS… Go away, don’t care.
I mean thats not as bad as anything that Donald Trump would say on any random day.
Hi there murdoch simps! Still trying to peddle this story and get some uptake? Australians can’t afford to pay their bills, more people are sleeping rough, and there are actual wars going on.
Get a life, you disgusting losers.
I voted for him but eh he probably should’ve known better than to ever play a game like this where the world can see it again only _because_ here in Australia not eons ago there was a major, major controversy over something he said in a not so different context (not a game) and he backed himself into a corner by using a descriptor about a serious topic that was completely misconstrued.
Probably should’ve continued to decline to play this and should’ve asked to just move on, especially as he knows the flogs One Nation, etc will use him breathing wrong as “omg look he sucks!” fodder as will the Murdoch Press especially at the moment (so, the entire nation’s media and many news outlets around the world), without that this wouldn’t have been noticed or cared about, definitely not by the average Aussie lol. He did nothing wrong but he doesn’t have to 🤷🏻♀️
Confirmed Patrician.
I’d also like to apologise for the same thing.