I'd always find porn in my friend's bathrooms. It was usually in a bin under the sink badly hidden by their dads. Or there'd be one porn tape that your friends would pass around and circulate to each other. We would literally buy boxes of random "blank" tapes at yard sales hoping to find a new porn tape to throw in circulation.
"Hey, we're going to Costco for a couple of hours. You want to come with us?" No. I'm good.
I did something similar where I printed out a bunch of naked chicks when I was probably like 15. I hid them in the stack of blank printer paper since it was in my room. To this day, I still have no idea how my mom managed to find it in like 48 hours, but the best part is when my dad came to pick me up for the weekend, my mom was like, oh let's show your father what you were up to. Even though he didn't say it, I could see the look in his eyes as he thought to himself, yes! Not gay!
Or you click print a ton of times so it sends the "print job" to the printer 10x but your dumbass closed the print page once you got your treasure BUT all those were still there waiting to be printed the next time someone hit print they'd get like 8 naked chick's and 1 map quest directions at the end or 1 recipe for tatter tot casserole.
The same thing happened to me at about the same age, except it was my granny that caught me. It just so happened that she was printing out an obituary for her recently deceased friend. When the print job continued
Mine was a "transformers" movie off of limewire when I was 11 or 12. I thought I was slick but was caught in about an hour. Tell ya what tho Optimus prime was a spicy lil Mamacita. Still addicted to latinas to this day. 😂
This happened to me too, except I successfully aborted the picture, grabbed it, and ran into my bedroom. No one caught me because I was always being weird and running around for no reason. 😂
I had an idiot brother who was saving adult files on the family computer in the 90's. He never figured out how he was always getting caught. They were saved in a folder labeled with his name. But I got away with my own shenanigans by making my own subfolder in his folder haha
Ill never forget one of my first experiences as a kid on the family desktop I was obsessed with looking up super saiyan forms that dont exist lmao but one time i just typed in "goku and vegeta super saiyan…34" now as a child I had now idea how those numbers would show me some shit I dont wanna see but damn it I ran from the computer put it to sleep thinking i turnt it off so my papa turns it on & just sees multiple photos of goku & vegeta making out in all their super saiyan glory lmfao
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I'd always find porn in my friend's bathrooms. It was usually in a bin under the sink badly hidden by their dads. Or there'd be one porn tape that your friends would pass around and circulate to each other. We would literally buy boxes of random "blank" tapes at yard sales hoping to find a new porn tape to throw in circulation.
"Hey, we're going to Costco for a couple of hours. You want to come with us?" No. I'm good.
Only a white mom would believe this lmao
Our moms knew. They definitely found the mags and knew what we were doing in our rooms or bathroom, they just didn't want to deal with it.
I did something similar where I printed out a bunch of naked chicks when I was probably like 15. I hid them in the stack of blank printer paper since it was in my room. To this day, I still have no idea how my mom managed to find it in like 48 hours, but the best part is when my dad came to pick me up for the weekend, my mom was like, oh let's show your father what you were up to. Even though he didn't say it, I could see the look in his eyes as he thought to himself, yes! Not gay!
This is like when my mom found all my gay porn in the history tab lmao
Sounds like homelander would loooove that pic
Dumbazz
most boring story ever? no.. but just a boring delivery 😂🙄
That crowd sucks.
Bro this happened to me and my friends 😅
Probably would have been fine if he just let
The printer finish 😂
Or you click print a ton of times so it sends the "print job" to the printer 10x but your dumbass closed the print page once you got your treasure BUT all those were still there waiting to be printed the next time someone hit print they'd get like 8 naked chick's and 1 map quest directions at the end or 1 recipe for tatter tot casserole.
I was born at a very young age
There was a virus 😂
Was the photo from the Carmen Electra milk video? Big part of my childhood
Those old printers didn't lose the program printing just because you turned it off.
My daughter's housemate did this back in the day but he had a printer jam and his Nana was not happy. 😅
I want that shirt
A very very similar story happened to me
The same thing happened to me at about the same age, except it was my granny that caught me. It just so happened that she was printing out an obituary for her recently deceased friend. When the print job continued
I was 12 and got caught gooning to my step sisters photos that she kept on the family computer
Road Warriors aka Legion of Doom T shirt is classic!
Mine was a "transformers" movie off of limewire when I was 11 or 12. I thought I was slick but was caught in about an hour. Tell ya what tho Optimus prime was a spicy lil Mamacita. Still addicted to latinas to this day. 😂
My sister found my stash of printed nudie pics. She brought the whole family together with those….
awesome tshirt
They cut just before the best part
Man those virus, they can get ya.
this is Classic! 😂
Picture was his mom when she was younger. 😂😂
This happened to me too, except I successfully aborted the picture, grabbed it, and ran into my bedroom. No one caught me because I was always being weird and running around for no reason. 😂
I had an idiot brother who was saving adult files on the family computer in the 90's. He never figured out how he was always getting caught. They were saved in a folder labeled with his name. But I got away with my own shenanigans by making my own subfolder in his folder haha
I did something similar and years later my mom said "I was just glad you weren't gay" (my dad/her husband was gay and they divorced when I was 12)
He's the man 😂😂❤
I think you fooled her…lol
I had a stack of printed pics bro
"Oh dang mom, I think we got a virus from one of those hackers you've heard about"
No mom listen, I got a virus and it scared me and I stood up really fast and it made my pants fall down!!
I remember we used to print porn pics in the highschool library when i was 13 😂
“Mom it was a virus?!?!!”
Always blame dad. Worst case scenario you get two Christmases.
Ill never forget one of my first experiences as a kid on the family desktop I was obsessed with looking up super saiyan forms that dont exist lmao but one time i just typed in "goku and vegeta super saiyan…34" now as a child I had now idea how those numbers would show me some shit I dont wanna see but damn it I ran from the computer put it to sleep thinking i turnt it off so my papa turns it on & just sees multiple photos of goku & vegeta making out in all their super saiyan glory lmfao