Share Facebook Twitter LinkedIn Pinterest Bluesky Reddit Threads Erling Haaland returns to Nowway with a taxidermy raccoon Posted by ArcherVisible5866
bbyxmadi on July 13, 2026 7:46 pm it’s got a bottle of alcohol, did he get that in Texas? 
h0neybl0ss0m29 on July 13, 2026 7:47 pm Love him. I’m sure half the plane’s cargo was just random shit he bought lmao
IlexAquifolia on July 13, 2026 7:47 pm This man knows what he’s doing. He may not win the Golden Boot but he’s a social media engagement champion. (Complimentary)
SarahJFroxy on July 13, 2026 7:49 pm my friend’s dad knows how to taxidermy as a hobby and he’s done raccoons before, i should commission one of these
amoeba_bla on July 13, 2026 7:50 pm He made a video looking at taxidermied souvenirs in Texas, so this was a genuine tourist he was 😭😭
feminist_chocolate on July 13, 2026 7:51 pm This made me giggle, I don’t know what I was expecting just skimming the headline and then spotting the raccoon. He’s weird in all the best ways.
sweetangeldivine on July 13, 2026 7:52 pm I am so sad we will no longer have the misadventures of Large Viking Lad in America
brutal_and_beautiful on July 13, 2026 7:54 pm I couldn’t care less about football if I tried, however I really like what i’ve seen of this guy.
haubenmeise on July 13, 2026 7:55 pm A true Master of the Universe. Sincerely Skeletor 💜 https://preview.redd.it/b8gu0am5y1dh1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c960846ca8358559aec9ca4636356e93df26c7f1
dhr20 on July 13, 2026 7:59 pm https://preview.redd.it/tdf9m9ayy1dh1.jpeg?width=1206&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e6e08a59cd6d81dc4e3399a3f44a409c8a05dd56 Why is he so adorable 😅
DaniJaaay on July 13, 2026 7:59 pm https://preview.redd.it/geze8zn1z1dh1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b11716594a98dba5e92b6df3c82777aa16efb1f0
Hot-Inevitable-1022 on July 13, 2026 8:01 pm God, I just fucking love him. His wife is a lucky lady, he seems like such a fun dude.
Forsaken-Swim-3055 on July 13, 2026 8:03 pm As someone from Toronto, we need to make him an adopted son now that he’s the proud owner of our unofficial mascot.
butwhywedothis on July 13, 2026 8:05 pm Who needs a world cup when you can have a taxidermy American Racoon.
MarsScully on July 13, 2026 8:06 pm In my mind he’s gonna get home and put it right in the living room
MiketheTzar on July 13, 2026 8:06 pm The best part is I genuinely have no idea if he got that in Texas or Rural North Carolina
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Tell me you visited Texas without telling me you visited Texas.
with a bottle of mohawk?
I mean why not.
it’s got a bottle of alcohol, did he get that in Texas?

What a cool guy.
Maybe its a rescue taxidermy raccoon.
Love him. I’m sure half the plane’s cargo was just random shit he bought lmao
This man knows what he’s doing. He may not win the Golden Boot but he’s a social media engagement champion. (Complimentary)
This feels an oddly fitting end to this WC for him.
erling haaland it seems i have grown rather fond of you
my friend’s dad knows how to taxidermy as a hobby and he’s done raccoons before, i should commission one of these
He made a video looking at taxidermied souvenirs in Texas, so this was a genuine tourist he was 😭😭
This made me giggle, I don’t know what I was expecting just skimming the headline and then spotting the raccoon. He’s weird in all the best ways.
Can this dude get any weirder 🤣🤣
Gronk’s father must have been in Norway at some point.
That looks like more than 3oz
I am so sad we will no longer have the misadventures of Large Viking Lad in America
As one does
He would lmao seems like such a fun guy
Wait I love that bag though
I couldn’t care less about football if I tried, however I really like what i’ve seen of this guy.
A true Master of the Universe.
Sincerely
Skeletor 💜
https://preview.redd.it/b8gu0am5y1dh1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c960846ca8358559aec9ca4636356e93df26c7f1

It should have been a jackalope!
Wild Bills Whiskey Raccooon ayyy
I absolutely love this man
He’s so hot
https://preview.redd.it/tdf9m9ayy1dh1.jpeg?width=1206&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e6e08a59cd6d81dc4e3399a3f44a409c8a05dd56
Why is he so adorable 😅
https://preview.redd.it/geze8zn1z1dh1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b11716594a98dba5e92b6df3c82777aa16efb1f0
As ye do
Idk who this guy is but people love him lol
God, I just fucking love him. His wife is a lucky lady, he seems like such a fun dude.
Protect this man at all cost !!!
As someone from Toronto, we need to make him an adopted son now that he’s the proud owner of our unofficial mascot.
He’s a Viking…self-hunted 🍻
Who needs a world cup when you can have a taxidermy American Racoon.
Dudes an honorary American at this point
In my mind he’s gonna get home and put it right in the living room
The best part is I genuinely have no idea if he got that in Texas or Rural North Carolina
Has there ever been a footballer so effortlessly funny.
Preparing Anderson’s locker before his arrival at City?
