Erling Haaland returns to Nowway with a taxidermy raccoon

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    1. it’s got a bottle of alcohol, did he get that in Texas?
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    2. h0neybl0ss0m29 on

      Love him. I’m sure half the plane’s cargo was just random shit he bought lmao

    3. IlexAquifolia on

      This man knows what he’s doing. He may not win the Golden Boot but he’s a social media engagement champion. (Complimentary)

    4. my friend’s dad knows how to taxidermy as a hobby and he’s done raccoons before, i should commission one of these

    5. He made a video looking at taxidermied souvenirs in Texas, so this was a genuine tourist he was 😭😭

    6. feminist_chocolate on

      This made me giggle, I don’t know what I was expecting just skimming the headline and then spotting the raccoon. He’s weird in all the best ways.

    7. sweetangeldivine on

      I am so sad we will no longer have the misadventures of Large Viking Lad in America

    8. brutal_and_beautiful on

      I couldn’t care less about football if I tried, however I really like what i’ve seen of this guy. 

    9. Hot-Inevitable-1022 on

      God, I just fucking love him. His wife is a lucky lady, he seems like such a fun dude.

    10. Forsaken-Swim-3055 on

      As someone from Toronto, we need to make him an adopted son now that he’s the proud owner of our unofficial mascot.

    11. The best part is I genuinely have no idea if he got that in Texas or Rural North Carolina